So shake it up right now
for Brandon “Hot Sauce” Glover! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Yeah. Thank y’all, man. Oh, man! Thank y’all. What’s up, y’all? Oh, man, oh. Let me start this off real good. Fellas, please do not move in
with women. You hear me? ‘Cause they can’t wait
to put your ass out. You hear me?
Okay? I live in Chicago. Do you know how cold it gets in Chicago, man? Negative a thousand —
you hear me? And you can’t kick me out
if it’s negative a thousand. [ Chuckles ] That ain’t no normal put-out. That’s attempted murder. You hear me? But I feel like this, man. In relationships, man,
you need to know yourself, man. I know why women
break up with me, man. ‘Cause I’m petty. For real, I am a petty man. You know what I’m saying?
I am petty. I ain’t got no kids, so it’s hard for me
to date women with kids ’cause I’ll take stuff out
on the kids. For real. Can’t no woman tell me no real mature stuff like,
“It’s over.” I’m gonna be like, “It’s over? Oh, it’s over? Okay, y’all.
Unplug my game, man.” [ Laughter and applause ] “Yeah, unplug my game, dawg. Yo, where’s my other
joystick at, man? No, where is
my‘Madden’ at, man?” [ Chuckles ] She done got me into it
with a whole 2-year-old, too. He was mad as that thing, too. [ Laughter ] He was like, “Man, I was
on a whole nother level!” I’m like, “Uh, look, dude. Me and your mother was, too, till she pulled this bullcrap, man. I want my game.” For real, I am petty in a relationship. She told me she wanted
to see other people, and I done bought all
the light bulbs in the house. You hear me? Man, I went to unscrewing. I was like, “Oh, you ain’t gonna
be 60-watt’ing off me!” [ Laughter and applause ] [ Chuckles ] “You gonna see him in the dark.”