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    THE TRUTH BEHIND EMOJIS
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    THE TRUTH BEHIND EMOJIS

    November 27, 2019


    (girlish voice) How come
    there aren’t any emojis of hot emo boys making out? (Ian) SHUT UP!!! In 1998, Shigetaka Kurita
    used the first emoji. (gong booms) Ten years later, Apple held
    a top secret meeting to develop emojis for their products. The following is
    a completely accurate historical reenactment
    of what took place. (Steve Jobs) Thank you all
    for attending my secret meeting on such short notice. Before we begin, let us all pray
    to the Great Apple in the Sky. (all mutter incoherently) Okay, shut up.
    That’s enough. Here’s the deal, folks. Whenever I send a text message
    to my lovely mother, auto-correct always f*cks it up! So I was thinking we need
    a universal language that cannot be misinterpreted,
    and that’s where I came up with these weird little picture thingies. I call them Apple iPics. Those already exist
    and they’re called emojis. You know, I was just thinking
    that maybe instead I should call them emojis! I just said that. Anybody have any ideas
    for some more emojis? Yes, annoying guy in the front
    with all the logic? Well, I think it would be nice
    to have all ethnicities represented with their own emoji. Oh my god, that is
    the most boring thing I’ve ever heard. Uh, next? Four pages of smiley faces,
    so I can show how I’m feeling because I’m a normal guy
    and I can’t express emotion. (laughs) I can’t either!
    That’s great. Next? Seven different kissy faces
    because I’m a girl and I wanna confuse the sh*t outta guys. #MixedSignals. I love that. You know, I’m designing
    something called the iCloud, just to confuse
    the sh*t out of people too. Next? How ’bout a ram! Great! Next? How ’bout we re-create
    a bunch of the smiley faces, but as cats. Of-fricking-course! And maybe we can do
    smileys with dogs too. No! F*ck dogs! How ’bout another ram? Okay, what is it with you and rams? My friend just really likes them, okay? Reggie, just throw it in there,
    the ram for the man. Throw in another ram for the man. Okay, seriously, there are two races
    outside of white people represented, but they
    all pretty much look white! I mean, is this dude with the turban
    supposed to represent all people other than white people? What about a ghost?
    A ghost can be any race. Oh my god. Uh, excuse me, but this
    top secret lair is booked for my Train Appreciation Club at 12:30. That’s my bad.
    I’m sorry. Hey, by the way, we can’t
    really think of any more emojis because these people
    aren’t geniuses like you and I. Do you have any ideas? 13 different trains! Now why the f*ck would we
    need that many trains? Oh, looks like we got
    a train racist over here, huh? You just think all trains
    look the same, don’t you? Well, see, you’re gonna need
    a steam powered train, a bullet train, a slightly speedier
    looking bullet train, one with the flat front,
    a monorail train, a trolley train,
    a trolley trail with the… slight thingie…whatever this is.
    It’s a little bit different on top. And then we got a front facing train. That same front facing train
    going next to a sign, and a train going through a tunnel
    for when I need to make a sexual reference to my wife. Eh? Eh? I mean, I could go on for days. – Sold!
    – Come on! Guys, we got about
    a minute left, so… Lightning round! A purple devil. A huge building with a BK on it. A bloody syringe. A padlock with the tip of an ink pen! A moon that looks he
    wants to molest youuu! Fruit that looks like a butt. A flag for all ten countries of the world. Listen! I don’t really know what it is. A VHS tape. A pager. Maybe another– NO! Focus, people. We only need one more emoji,
    so let’s make it good. Come on, guys! We finally have a chance
    to represent every ethnicity equally with a universal language. This will bring everybody together
    and could change the world. This could be the first step
    to world peace. You know what?
    He’s right. Wouldn’t you represent
    every race, color, and creed with these emojis?
    So what better way to do that then to include
    the most underrepresented race of all time! Santa Claus! F-ck you, you smiling piles of sh-t! Wait, no!
    That’s just it. You’re a genius, man. Our final emoji… will be a smiling pile of sh*t. (scary music) (Anthony) Hey, guys,
    thanks so much for watching and make sure to hit
    that big ass yellow button if you aren’t already subscribed.
    It will totally make you feel like that cool emoji with the sunglasses.
    You know, the one… the…you…yeah. (Ian) If you guys wanna see
    bloopers from this video and a deleted scene,
    click the video on the left. I tried to send my mom
    a simple text message and auto-correct always f*cked it up. Look at this. This is the message
    I sent my mom last week. (Ian) And if you wanna see more of me
    being a really bad Steve Jobs, click the video on the right
    to watch our iPhone 6 commercial. We’ve made the greatest
    enhancements to iOS since the beginning.
    All Samsung Galaxy phones within a 50 foot radius
    will burst into flames. AAAH! (screaming)

    Laff Mobb’s Laff Tracks – Quitting Football ft. T. Murph | truTV
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    Laff Mobb’s Laff Tracks – Quitting Football ft. T. Murph | truTV

    November 25, 2019


    ♪♪ I tried to play football
    back in high school. You know want to know
    what happened, my mans? Ha, ha. I quit. Yeah, yeah. I quit.
    I gave that [bleep] up. Yeah, I quit
    after a scrimmage game. Yeah, if you don’t know
    what a scrimmage game is, that’s when you play
    the people that’s on your team. I’m like, “If they know me
    and they trying to kill me, what the [bleep]
    these strangers gonna do?” And then my coach —
    My coach was a [bleep] My coach had me playing
    strong safety. Strong — Hey, look at me. Ain’t nothing strong
    about me, okay? Nothing. Strong sa– As a strong safety,
    you are the last line of defense against the offensive side
    of the field. And I’m out there doing
    all the stupid-ass moves my coach tells me to do. I got my little legs
    moving real fast right, right? I’m doing little dig.
    He like, “Dig, Murph!” I’m like, “I’m digging, Coach!
    I’m digging!” “Keep digging!” Now, let me tell you something. You know what this
    help you do, sir? Not a damn thing. Helps you do
    absolutely nothing. Now, this helps you get
    the hell out the way, right? Ooh [bleep] ‘scuse me, jacket.
    Ooh, ‘scuse me. Alright. ‘Scuse me. You start doing
    a little Merengue. Excuse me. Now, the man who had the ball, he was 6’4″, 240 pounds. His name was Dino. That’s short for Dinosaur.
    [ Chuckles ] Now, let me tell you something
    about somebody that’s 6’4″, 240 pounds. In actuality,
    they don’t look that big… when they are 15…
    to 20 yards away from you. But as they start to get closer, and your vision
    starts to focus in, you start asking yourself
    questions like, “Whose step-father
    is this,” right? No, no, no, no.
    That’s — That’s a grown man. Why is your daddy
    on the field, okay? He supposed to drop you off at
    practice, not come to practice. What’s going on?” And I’m thinking
    he gonna run around me because we on the same team. But our other teammates started
    screaming out stuff like, “Hit his ass!” “Truck him!” “Hit his ass!” And he didn’t just hit me. No, no.
    This man ran through me. And he took
    a small piece of my soul with him down the field. My pinky got caught
    in between his cleats. He drug me
    for an additional 8 yards. I was laying on the field unconscious, passed out. My coach,
    he’s in the back panicking. Right, he come running
    out on the field with the same run that every high school coach has
    across America. [ Wheezing ] [ Laughter ] Got a hip replacement. He come running out. “Murph! Damn it, Murph,
    don’t do this to me. Murph! [Bleep] Murph, baby, listen to me. Murph, listen to me. Support your neck, baby.
    Support your neck. Support your neck —
    I know you’re hurt. You support your neck. Come on, we tough.
    Murph, look at me, baby. I got one question
    for you, Murph. Murph, what day is it?” “Bitch, it’s my last day.” And I immediately quit, and I became a cheerleader
    the same day. [ Laughter ] That man knocked me
    into a toe touch.

    A DISS TRACK AGAINST MYSELF (Roast Yourself Challenge)
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    A DISS TRACK AGAINST MYSELF (Roast Yourself Challenge)

    November 23, 2019


    She needs to take off her makeup, and put on some clothes. The idea behind this challenge is basically to look at yourself as if you’re another person, and then do exactly what the title says, roast yourself. And just like any challenge I’m gonna be doing some call-outs to YouTubers who I want to see roast themselves as well. So with that being said, I’m calling out the following people: Jenna Marbels D-Trix Pewdiepie Lilly:, oh yea he did it (Ryan: KSI) Timothy DeLaGhetto IIsuperwomanII What? Roast myself? I have no idea how anyone can make fun of me like… what could they possibly say? Sorry Ryan no can do. Wait If I do Ryan’s challenge, He might finally go on a date with me! Okay, Lilly you can do this. You can do this girl. Just roast yourself! Come on. Here we go. ♫♪♫♪ ♪What up, everyone it’s your girl Superwoman♪ ♪In the kitchen♪ ♪A pan of roasted Lilly’s what I’m cooking♪ I’m a ♪who’s pretty ratchet looking♪ ♪If it wasn’t for diversity♪ ♪I wouldn’t get♪ ♪And I play all of my characters♪ ♪because I have no friends♪ ♪and I’m never looking sexy♪ ♪so my videos never trend♪ ♪And when I wipe my beard off♪ ♪there’s always still a strip♪ ♪and that ain’t no makeup♪ ♪I need to wax my♪ ♪I shave in the morning♪ ♪by lunch it grows back♪ ♪Jump-cuts in my edits♪ ♪make up for what I lack♪ ♪and I say that I’m a rapper♪ ♪but I only have two tracks♪ ♪And my hair is so long♪ ♪it gets stuck in my♪ ♪I’m always saying F♪ ♪cuz I’m so scared of cursing♪ ♪How girls do this and that♪ ♪then I make a boy version♪ ♪All these dating topics are just a big diversion♪ ♪So you don’t notice I’m a big old virgin♪ ♪You can find my face on♪ ♪billboards and on taxicabs♪ ♪But I’m only getting views♪ ♪cuz YouTube runs my ads♪ ♪And I hate Airtel♪ ♪I complain like a child♪ ♪but I still fly with them because I’m getting air miles♪ ♪My toes are never done♪ ♪so I can never were sandals♪ ♪And I wear boys jeans♪ ♪just to hide my love handles♪ ♪In fact I’m kind of a dude♪ ♪And so I understand♪ ♪when people say♪ ♫”YO, are you that boy Superman?”♫ ♪And I walk in to auditions♪ ♪get rejected every time♪ ♪unless they need some promo♪ ♪then it’s my time to shine♪ ♪Cuz then I get that cameo♪ ♪where I have one line♪ ♪And I’m on screen for less time♪ ♪then when I’m in a Vine♪ ♪And I am so single♪ ♪cuz I’m always scaring guys♪ ♪and my boobs are always sagging♪ ♪cuz I don’t know my bra size♪ And I’m really really awkward if I ever try to be girly for-ever alone even this beat left me early *Ugh* Sh’Mer Yo, I hope you enjoyed that video! Huge shout-out on love goes on to Ryan for tagging me in the challenge he created “The Roast Yourself Challenge” It is so up my alley and I believe in the message so much because I really do believe one of the most self-aware things you can do is make fun of yourself And I think it’s perfect and I love the message so I encourage you all to do it as well and tag other YouTube-creators to do “The Roast Yourself Challenge” If you wanna check out my last video it is right over there I don’t remember what it’s called because I’m bad, I’m bad at my job… I’m bad at my job My second vlog channel is right over there if you wanna check that out. And yo, make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday. ♥ne l♥ve superw♥man that is a wrap and zoop. Also, if y’all could convince Ryan to actually go on a date with me that would be that’d be dope. *Just Lilly being completely awesome*

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    Laff Mobb’s Laff Tracks – Standing Up to the School Bully ft. Mike Troy | truTV

    November 22, 2019


    This has been a good week. Right? I was actually going
    to the school, ’cause my son was actually
    getting bullied, right? So I go up to the school,
    and the craziest thing happened. I get up there,
    and the kid’s father’s there. And, um, his father bullied me! You know what I mean? And I remembered this dude. Like, you remember
    your school bully? Like, we all do. Like, this dude
    beat me up so bad, right, like, his brother jump in
    and help me fight him, right? And I’m scared of this dude. And I don’t know
    what it is, right? Black parents especially —
    my mother was like this. This was her rule. “You be scared of God and me.
    Nobody else.” I don’t know
    how my mother found out that I was scared
    of Joseph Ward. Soon as I come home,
    she’s like, “Unh-unh, unh-unh,
    unh-unh, unh-unh. We going back to the school.”
    And I’m like, “For what?” “No, you gonna fight
    Joseph Ward.” And I’m like, “Ma, he real deal. He’s, uh, he a boy-man, Ma. This dude, he crazy!” What’d Ma say?
    “He ain’t that crazy.” I’m like, “Ma, please don’t
    let me fight this dude. I’m nervous, Ma, please. He beat up
    the whole school, Ma.” My mother take me
    down to the school, and she gonna have
    this little hype talk, right? “Let me tell you something,
    Mike Troy. You gonna fight Joseph Ward. ‘Cause if you don’t fight him,
    you gonna have to fight me.” Right?
    Don’t they scare you with that? And then she ended with this,
    “And you don’t wanna fight me!” My mother was wrong, ’cause
    I beat the hell out of her. “I’m not fighting him!
    He’s a boy-man!” I was like, “Joseph,
    hold my bookbag.” I was like, “Hold my bookbag.” I’m not fighting him. You shouldn’t put
    that pressure on me! I’m scared!
    I don’t wanna fight this dude! So the next day,
    Joseph Mother Ward came up to me, right? I’m a minor.
    I’m a minor. She did this.
    She did this to me. And I was like,
    “Oh, Ms. Ward? Wait here.
    I’m gonna get crazy. My mother is gonna have
    to beat on you!” You know, you get hyped
    when you know your mom’s in it. “I’m doing it.
    Wait right here. It’s gonna be on.” I get home, I tell my Ma, “Ma, Joseph Mama Ward
    did this,” right? My mother lost it. She’s “What?!”
    I was like, “Yeah, Ma. I tried to tell her,
    don’t mess with Janet baby! I tried to tell her!” We going on down
    to the school, right? They taking bets on the fight. Yo, my mom’s a gimme,
    gimme, gimme, right? My mother’s stretching. We all there, “Yeah, whatever. She don’t want it, right?”
    I’m like, “Yeah, Ma. Calm down, crazy.” Out of nowhere,
    Joseph Ward Mother come. You hear this — [thumping] My mother a little woman, right? She’s like, “Yo, who that? Who the — Who the dragon lady
    over there… blocking the sun? Who is that?” I’m like,
    “That’s Joseph Ward Mother. Get crazy, Ma! Get crazy!” My mother knew her! She turn around,
    “Olga, is that you? Olga Ward?” Then she turn right back to me. “Mike, let me
    ask you a question. Do I send you
    to school to fight? Do I send you?
    Do I?” And I’m like, “No.” “I’m sorry, Olga.
    Let’s go.” [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]

    Dan’s Diss Track – ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE
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    Dan’s Diss Track – ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

    November 18, 2019


    Hello internet! My name is Dan. And today, I’m going to roast myself… with a diss track. Fuck, I just hit myself in the fa-okay, lets LET’S DO THIS. A month without uploading, he comes back with a tag. That no one even tagged him in! He’s not a challenge to drag. So, prepare for an attack. And by that, I mean CRINGE. ‘Cause this motherfucker’s ’bout to get DRAGGED BY HIS FRINGE. First thing’s first, you’re freakishly tall
    It’s weird, you look like a noodle (true) You got hair that was cool in 2007,
    and wet, you just look like a poodle. (hobbit!) Throw in an annoying posh voice,
    And yep, that’s Dan! (posh) You’re what would happen if Winnie The Pooh fucked Slenderman! You procrastinate making videos,
    ’cause “being judged is scary!” You’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary! The only reason you get views is you’re
    another white guy that people ship with is friend…
    ’cause they think it’s kawaii! Oh? Reasons why Dan’s a FAIL! (Yay!) I’ll give you some… *GASP* You never tweet! You overeat! All you do is cry and sleep! Your jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality! Your family’s sad you flopped your law degree at university, And anything embarrassing that’s from your past, you just delete! You were vegan for like three weeks, then what? Missed the meat? Wow, I’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity! You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic, But can’t make toast without Tumblr saying you’re problematic! *GAAASSSP* I could go on, there’s more if I check… There’s more things on this list… …than chins on your neck! On your birthday you joked you were a “quarter way to death?” A hundred, yeah… …when getting out of bed makes you out of breath? So your celebrity crush WAS J-Law… …but NOW it’s Evan P? What the fuck even is your sexuality?! It’s hard to put you in a box! When you keep it so blurry… I think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a FURRY! *cough!* I’m-I’m joking. Obviously… Okay, that went deep… …repress it? Yup! Before I start crying,
    let’s wrap this shit up! I’m gonna go and masturbate,
    then cry into a slice of pizza. (feelings) Shoutout to the other YouTubers,
    especially Ryan Higa. (jerk!) A cringe compilation,
    mixed with cultural appropriation,
    met with no depreciation, IT’S THE YOUTUBE NATION. CLICK SUBSCRIBE! If you wanna watch four videos a year! (or 3) To see my LAST one,
    from ten years ago, just click over here. (fail) So leave a comment with your reaction,
    you can call me a liar ’cause you just witnessed the ROAST… OF DANISNOTONFIRE. *explosion and music fading out* *loud sobbing*

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    Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke

    November 16, 2019


    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
    GET TO WORK TODAY. THIS TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIFIC. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? ♪ TONIGHT
    I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE SKY
    >>SING IT JAMES!>>James: SING IT
    LET’S SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHT ♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO’ PINKY RINGS
    UP TO THE MOON ♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y’ALL
    TRYING TO DO? ♪ TWENTY FOUR KARAT MAGIC
    IN THE AIR ♪ HEAD TO TOE
    SOUL PLAYER ♪ LOOK OUT UH
    SECOND VERSE FOR THE HUSTLAS ♪ GANGSTAS, BAD BITCHES
    AND YA UGLY ASS FRIENDS ♪ CAN I PREACH
    CAN I PREACH ♪ I GOTTA SHOW ‘EM
    HOW A PIMP GET IT IN ♪ FIRST, TAKE YOUR SIP
    DO YOUR DIP ♪ SPEND YOUR MONEY LIKE MONEY
    WE TOO FRESH ♪ GOT TO BLAME IT ON JESUS
    HASHTAG BLESSED ♪ THEY AIN’T READY FOR ME
    ♪ I’M A DANGEROUS MAN WITH SOME MONEY IN MY POCKET
    ♪ SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS AROUND ME AND THEY WAKING UP THE ROCKET
    ♪ WHY YOU MAD FIX YA FACE
    ♪ AIN’T MY FAULT THAT Y’ALL BE JOCKING
    ♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO’ PINKY RINGS UP TO THE MOON
    ♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y’ALL TRYING TO DO?>>James: YOU SEEM LIKE
    YOU’RE IN A GREAT MOOD.>>WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE?>>James: I WAS GOING TO SAY
    IF I WAS WEARING THAT LEVEL OF SILK, I WOULD BE HAPPY AS WELL. IF I COULD JUST THAT WAY EVERY
    DAY I WOULD BE OVER THE MOON. NO CHANCE, IF I WORE THAT I’D
    LIKE LIKE I WAS HAVING A BREAKDOWN. I MEAN IT’S SO — IT’S A
    BREATHABLE FABRIC.>>YOU DON’T WANT THAT ON YOUR
    SKIN?>>James: OF COURSE I WANT IT
    ON MY SKIN, 2, 4, 7, 3, 45. THERE ISN’T A HAT THAT COMES
    WITH IT. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.>>James: IS THAT RIGHT? I HAVE SOME HATS HERE, IF I WEAR
    THIS HAT I LOOK LIKE AN UNDERTAKER.>>OR MY DRIVER.>>James: LET’S GO LET’S SEE
    THIS. IT’S ALMOST FLASH ALMOST FLASH. HANG ON, WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY?>>JAMES.>>James: I CAN’T WEAR THIS
    ONE. THIS IS I FEEL LIKE A HAT YOU
    WOULD WEAR. SEE WHAT I MEAN? LOOK AT ME! I MEAN YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY
    SERIOUS. IT’S INSANE. WAIT, HERE’S THE ONE. I FEEL LIKE I’M JUST A GUY IS
    CONSTANTLY WAITING FOR HIS ♪ NEVER HAD MUCH FAITH IN LOVE
    OR MIRACLES, MIRACLES, UH! ♪ NEVER WANNA PUT MY HEART
    ON THE LINE, UH! ♪ STAY OFF YOUR CASE BECAUSE I
    CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE LIGHT ♪ ♪ BUT I WANT TO STAY AYAY, YOU
    TAKE ‘CAUSE YOUR SEX
    ♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE YEAH YOUR SEX
    ♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE AND IT SHOWS
    ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ‘CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE,
    ♪ I’VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG
    ♪ YEAH YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE, I’VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN
    ♪ FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
    KNOW — I WANT TO PERFORM AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO?>>FOUR YEARS OLD.>>James: FOUR YEARS OLD. DOING WHAT?>>I WAS IMPERSONATING ELVIS
    PRESLEY.>>James: SHUT THE FRONT
    DOOR.>>IN WAIKIKI.>>James: WHAT DID YOU DO?>>GOING TO A PARTY AT THE
    COUNTY JAIL ♪ ♪ BEGAN TO SING ♪
    ♪ YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THAT JAILBIRD SING ♪
    ♪ EVERYBODY LET’S ROCK, EVERYBODY LET’S ROCK PHOTO♪
    >>James: DON’T HAVE THE LIPS. WELL NO, WHAT’S QUITE GOOD EVEN
    IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW YOU’RE YOUNG ELVIS AND I’M SORT OF FAT
    ELVIS. WILL WE EVER GET A FAT BRUNO,
    THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS THERE A TIME WHEN YOU ARE JUDGES
    GOING TO GO TO TOWN TON BURGERS AND THE FRIES?>>IF THAT HAPPENED, THEN I
    DIDN’T MAKE IT ♪ I’D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA
    THROW MY HEAD ON A BLADE FOR YA ♪ I’D JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN
    FOR YA ♪ YOU KNOW I’D DO ANYTHING
    FOR YA ♪ OH OH, I WOULD GO THROUGH
    ALL THIS PAIN ♪ TAKE A BULLET
    STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BRAIN ♪ YES, I WOULD DIE FOR YA BABY
    BUT YOU WON’T DO THE SAME>>James: ..IF THE PIN WAS IN
    THE GRENADE, I’D CATCH IT. BUT IF YOU TOOK IT OUT I’D RUN. .♪
    VERSACE ON THE FLOOR ♪ OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME
    FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL ♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
    OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME, ♪ FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL
    I UNZIP THE BACK ♪ TO WATCH IT FALL
    >>James: NOW THIS LINE, I UNZIP THE BACK AND WATCH IT FALL
    IS A VERY ROMANTIC WAY BUT WHEN I GET HOME WITH MY WIFE AND SHE
    SAYS CAN YOU UNDO THIS, IT TAKES ME ABOUT A GOOD FOUR TO SIX
    MINUTES IN WHICH ALL THE ROMANCE IS GONE. BECAUSE THERE’S THE LITTLE BIT
    AT THE TOP, THAT YOU CAN’T — IT’S A PUZZLE BUT THEN YOU’VE
    GOT THE SPANKS IN THE SONG. YOU’RE NOT YOUR SPANKLESS.>>THAT’S FOR REMAKE. ♪ LET’S JUST KISS TILL WE MAKE
    ‘TIL WE’RE NAKED ♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
    ♪ TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL
    ♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR>>LET THE SHOULDER DO THE
    TALKING.>>James: ..A GIRM LIKE THIS
    WAS NOT AROUSED.>>LET HER KNOW.>>James: I’M CONFUSED. IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN I DO IT. I’M SPRINKLING.>>BACK OF THE SHOULDER, GO.>>James: OKAY. OKAY. I’M IN THE SHOULDER ZONE.>>YOU LICKING THE LIPS. IT AIN’T BE UNTIL YOU’RE LICKING
    THE LIPS. SLOW DOWN. ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT’S WARMING
    UP ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT’S WARMING
    UP ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, BABY? IT’S WARMIN’ UP
    ♪ OH, SEEMS LIKE YOU’RE READY FOR MORE, MORE, MORE
    ♪ LET’S JUST KISS ‘TIL WE’RE NAKED
    ♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR>>James: YOU AND I ARE VERY
    DIFFERENT IN THE BEDROOM. IF I BRING THOSE SORT OF
    SHOULDER MOVES I’D BE LIVING ON MY OWN IN E-WITH A ROOM MATE
    OVER A GAS STATION. AND SNOB I LIVE WITH IS WEAR
    VERSACE.>>WHAT ARE THEY WEARING?>>James: TARGET. ♪ THE ONLY ONE YOU WANT TO LOVE
    AND SOMEONE ELSE’S ARMS ♪ ♪ AND ALL THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE
    ♪ IF I KNEW ONE DAY YOU WOULD COME
    ♪ NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY OH, BABY, PLEASE, LET’S
    ♪ LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND US SO THAT WE CAN GO WHERE LOVE
    ♪ WILL FIND US YEAH, WILL FIND US
    ♪ I KNOW ONCE GIRLS WOULD LEAVE ME
    ♪ BUT I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE ME
    (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: SO WHAT’S YOUR
    RIDER? WHAT DO YOU ASK FOR IN YOUR
    DRESSING ROOM?>>WHAT DO I WANT IN MY DRESSING
    ROOM? SOME BOOZE SOME WATER,
    WET-WIPES.>>James: THAT’S IT, WARM
    WET-WIPES? BECAUSE IF I’M GOING HOME WITH
    JUST A BOTTLE OF WINE AND SOME WET WIPES, IT’S A TRAGIC EVENING
    FOR ME.>>THAT’S THE NEXT ALBUM.>>James: WINE AND WET WIPES? POP THE COURT AND WIPE DOWN.>>POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN
    POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN. WAIT A MINUTE! WIPE MY FACE PUT SOME LIQUOR
    WITH IT.>>James: HUGE DONE,
    ♪ THIS HIT, THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER
    ♪ THAT WHITE GOLD THIS ONE FOR THEM HOOD GIRLS
    ♪ THEM GOOD GIRLS STRAIGHT MASTERPIECES
    ♪ STYLIN’, WHILEN, LIVIN’ IT UP IN THE CITY
    ♪ GOT CHUCKS ON WITH SAINT LAURENT
    ♪ GOT KISS MYSELF I’M SO PRETTY
    ♪ I’M TOO HOT HOT DAMN
    ♪ CALLED A POLICE AND A FIREMAN I’M TOO HOT
    ♪ HOT DAMN MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN
    ♪ I’M TOO HOT HOT DAMN
    ♪ SAY MY NAME YOU KNOW WHO I AM
    ♪ I’M TOO HOT HOT DAMN
    ♪ AM I BAD ‘BOUT THAT MONEY BREAK IT DOWN
    ♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO
    ♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK
    ♪ GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK
    ♪ GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK
    ♪ GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU SATURDAY NIGHT
    ♪ AND WE IN THE SPOT DON’T BELIEVE ME
    ♪ JUST WATCH DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
    ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
    ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
    ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
    ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
    ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
    ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
    >>James: ONE MORE TIME?>>UP TOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN
    FUNK YOU UP (LAUGHTER)
    >>James: WHEN YOU MOVE TO L.A. IS IT TRUE YOU MADE YOUR
    RENT BY PLAYING CASHED. GIVE ME THE FACE THAT SAYS I’VE
    GOT IT, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THERE’S NOTHING IN HERE, READY? YOU GOT TO BE QUICK.>>OSCAR WORTHY.>>James: YOU PICK UP THE
    CARDS AND THEY ARE TERRIBLE.>>IF YOU WANT ME TO THINK —
    >>James: YOU’RE HOLDING SEE, THAT SAYS HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT
    CARDS. I LIFTED THEM UP. YOU WERE THAT MUCH OF A PRO THAT
    YOU ♪ IT’S MY BIRTHDAY
    NO, IT’S NOT ♪ BUT I STILL LOOK GOOD THOUGH
    HIGH COMB HOT ♪ I BET YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH
    FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ♪ GOTTA DO IT IN THE PENTHOUSE
    THAT’S WHERE I KEEP MY PEN ♪ WHAT YOU CAN’T DANCE? AIN’T GOT RHYTHM? WHAT YOU GOT A MAN? ♪ I DON’T SEE YOU WITH HIM
    PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN ♪ LET’S GET IT
    FORGET YOUR INSTAGRAM ♪ AND YOUR TWITTER
    GOT ME LIKE WOAH, WAIT A MINUTE ♪ YOU NEED TO TAKE A MINUTE
    LOOSEN THEM SHOULDERS UP ♪ POUR IT UP, LET’S WORK
    THROW SOME PERM ON YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ GIRL YOU GOTTA RELAX, OOH
    LET ME SHOW YOU ♪ WHAT YOU GOT TO DO
    YOU GOTTA LAY IT BACK ♪ MATTER OF FACT? BAND, SHOW HER HOW
    ♪ TO LAY IT BACK! SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK
    ♪ SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK
    ♪ ALL RIGHT!>>James: I’VE NEVER FELT
    MORE ALIVE!>>I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

    Logang Sucks (DISS TRACK) Official Music Video
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    Logang Sucks (DISS TRACK) Official Music Video

    November 16, 2019


    cooler than ever My older brother, Logan Paul, you probably have never heard of him.. He basically, uhh, “Dissed” if you could even call it that.. In his YouTube video.. He dissed, he DISSED its everyday bro, the song.. BADLY.. If he wants to throw bars Let’s THROW SOME BARS! Sooo now, we’re gonna make a DISS TRACK! (You started it..) OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OOHHHH! (AHHHHHHHHHH!!) YEAH!! You like that don’t you? Im gonna go dry myself in it… Ohh, NICK! (No, No) Oh put the mouth… (GIVE IT BACK!!) Yo, there’s another one, calm down.. We got more, who wants it, who wants it?? (Oh) The best one is THIS… OH MY GOSH! (Ohh myyy goshhh!) BAGS?!?!? BRO, I DONT EVEN HAVE BAGS!! You made… What? I GOT BAGS!!!!!!! YAYYYY! Good morning Jake Paulers… WHAT’S POPPIN??! Today is gonna be an AWESOME, AWESOME AWESOME DAY! This morning we woke up and the song was number 4 on iTunes, WHAT THE FLIP?! I hope you’re working hard.. I hope you’re dabbin’ on them haters…. I hope you’re smiling guys, seriously SMILE! Today is an awesome day, and if you’re new here I’m Jake Paul, This is the Team 10 house, AAAANNND IT IS LIT EVERY SINGLE DAY BRUH! SOO LETS DO THIS THAAAANNNGGGG! You guys like when I do that don’t you? (Yeah) You wanna do it? I — I like it better when YOU guys do it… ready? (Okay) Go together close like you’re the cute twins that you guys are… One, Two, Three. Twins: LET’Z DO THIS THANNNNNGGGGGG!! (LIT MUSIC) HIII! HIIII!!!!