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TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE TRAIN:
THE PEOPLE IN A RUSH>>Ah, this is my stop. Alright. THE SQUEEZER Yeah, that’s a cool– Woah. Alright. What? What is this guy doing? Excuse me? This is not your seat. In fact, this is not even a seat, bro. You speak English? Let’s go. THE SWEATY GUYS Man, I seriously don’t
understand people like this. I hate rude people on the train. Do you smell– THE PUSHER>>Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. THE GENTLE MAN>>Hi! Sorry. Excuse me. This is my stop. Hi. Sorry, excuse me. This is my stop, guys. Hey! Sorry. This is my stop.>>Excuse me.>>Hi. Sorry.
This will be my stop. Can you please move? You know what?
It’s fine. It’s fine. I missed my stop anyway. I missed my stop anyway! THE STUDENTS Oh my God! Since when was Mitosis
part of our exam? Why didn’t you tell me earlier?>>Mitosis wasn’t part of the exam. It’s Meiosis.>>Meiosis?>>Yeah.>>They’re not the same thing?>>No!>>Then what I have been studying for?>>Oh my God.>>Give me your notes.>>I don’t have my notes.>>You don’t have notes? THE PERFECT BALANCE THE NO BALANCE THE PEEPER>>That’s a good one.
Can you tag me in that? Wow, is that your friend? Is she attached? Add me on Instagram. Sorry, I think there’s
a grammar mistake. You only use the apostrophe with “it’s”
when the word means “it is” or “it has”.>>Can you just shut up?>>Is that your boyfriend?>>Are you kidding me? THE LOUDSPEAKER What? Didn’t wear clothes? How is it possible? Did you take a photo? First, you put it in. And then you take it out.>>I’m trying to concentrate here. Please, lower down your volume.>>Okay. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.>>Thank you. Thank you.>>I already told you not to waste time.>>Hoi.>>I’m trying to talk on the phone. Having a conversation here. Foreingner. Don’t care him. THE PARANOID>>You see, this year’s plan
is going to be fantastic. It will be at MBS. Boom. Boom. Boom. All the women, the children, all,
everybody will be screaming. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. I tell you, all according to plan.>>Boom boom boom?>>Yes. All I need to do is to
press this button.>>No! Don’t do it. Wait, what’s this?>>NDP bro. 2018 was very well planned. Fireworks is also very beautiful. Can I have my phone back? Want to see? Boom. Boom. THE PERVERT>>Oh my God.
Those are the girls from YouTube. I’m gonna take a picture. Oh. Shit. My flash is on. Okay, this is really awkward. I’m just gonna pretend
like I’m looking for something. Play it cool. Play it cool. Looking for something. Can’t find it. It’s alright. Looking for something. THE SICK PERSON THE SLEEPER THE RESERVED SEAT>>Hi. Sorry.
You can have my seat.>>What the hell is wrong with you? Just because I’m fat
you think I’m pregnant, is it?>>No. No.>>I…
>>Then what? What? What?>>You just look tired
so I just wanted offer you.>>What? Offer what? I’m healthy and I’m strong.
I don’t need your seat, okay? But since you offered, move. Move.>>[Announcement]:
Sorry for the inconvenience caused. This train will be delayed for 40 minutes.