Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff’s Failed Sex Dream II
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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Geoff’s Failed Sex Dream II

August 30, 2019


[intro music playing] GEOFF: Do you guys remember when I had that sex dream with Jenny McCarthy? Yeah, I had another one the other night. Do you guys know the comedian Jenny Slate? I was having a dream the other night and we were in L.A. for a party, for some work thing. And, she was there. And, she was just, like, really fucking cool and funny, and we were joking and hitting it off, and stuff. And then, Griffon and Millie were there, too. And, they were like, “We gotta go back to Austin.” because Griffon had to a chainsaw carving or something, And, so, I was like, “Oh, well, I’ll just hang out here with Jenny Slate.” And, uh… we were just hanging out, shooting the shit. And, you know, having a lovely time. And, then, at some point, she was like– gave me a hug. And, it was, like, a sexually charged hug. And, my dick was, like, “Hello!” And, uh… then she, like, nuzzled my neck a little bit, and I was like, “Oh, boy!”
[Geoff mumbles] And, then, she’s like, “Do you wanna go back to my hotel room with me?” -MICHAEL: Ho-ho-ho!
-JEREMY: Woah. GEOFF: I was like, “Woah. Do you, uh–” And, she’s like, “Yeah, for sex, idiot.” And, I’m like, “Oh. Well, I am married.” And, she’s like, “I don’t see your wife.” -JEREMY: Ooh, wow. Slut.
-MICHAEL: Damn.
-GEOFF: And, I’m like, “Uh, yeah, she’s–” GEOFF: So, I was, like, “W– uh… h-hold on a second, I gotta make a phone call. And, she goes, “You’re going to call your wife and ask if you can have sex with me, aren’t you? And, I was like, “Yeah.” And, she goes, “Well, make it fast.” And, I was like, [softly] “OK.” So, I walked out the room and I called Griffon. And, I was like, “Hey, you’re not going to believe it, but, that Jenny Slate chick, she hit on me.” And, Griffon’s like, “What?” And, I was like, “Yeah, she– she wants to have sex with me.” And, Griffon’s like, “Excuse me?” And, I’m like, “Listen, this is a dream, so it shouldn’t matter.” [the others laugh] And, she goes, “I don’t care if it’s a dream, I will wake up in the real world and I will remember this– [Jack laughs] “if you have sex with her in this dream.” And, I was like, [stuttering] “Are you–” She was like, “I will know.” -GEOFF: And, I was like, “OK.”
-MICHAEL: Damn, dude MICHAEL: at that point you gotta know, are you in you dream or are you in Griffon’s? She’ll fucking kill you. GEOFF: So, that was the end of the dream. She was like, “I will know.” And, I was like, “OK… OK.” And, then I woke up. I’m getting real sick of not getting laid im my dreams, though. -GAVIN: I like how faithful you are, even in dream form.
-GEOFF: Yeah, Griffon said I was stupid. She was like, “Stop putting this on me! “I don’t care if you sleep with women in your dreams.” And, I’m like, “obviously you do.” [outro music playing]

100 Comments

  • Reply uber2uber March 19, 2016 at 3:57 am

    He should have slept with her just to see if griffin would actually find out that would been hilarious

  • Reply Db14 March 23, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    Real Griffon doesn't care what dream Geoff does to other women; Dream Griffon doesn't care what real Geoff does to other women. Each Griffon only gives a damn that THEIR Geoff doesn't sleep around.

  • Reply Pepsiman March 27, 2016 at 3:30 am

    I'm no psychologist, but if you dream about cheating, isn't that your subconscious acting (or this case dreaming) in what you want to do in reality?

  • Reply Bradley Bindle March 29, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    Has Jenny Slate seen this?

  • Reply The Silentgamer March 30, 2016 at 8:35 am

    It will be the best if Geoff final has sex in dreams but its a dude

  • Reply Sylvemi April 4, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    I just realized, Geoff's sex dreams have only had girls named Jenny.

  • Reply colby orion April 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm

    gain free

  • Reply AldimodoesMC April 6, 2016 at 2:20 am

    What's with the doona disappearing at the end frame?

  • Reply Lonely Chinchilla April 7, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    damn. hahaha

  • Reply Evan Boone April 7, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    in the credits gains name is spelled wrong

  • Reply Drew Bishop April 14, 2016 at 3:04 am

    Why does Geoff want to have sex with two different Jennys in his sleep?

  • Reply Mojo Kor April 22, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    Geoff: A man who's loyal to his wife, even in his dreams.

  • Reply THEEND4444 April 22, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    You need to dream more, these are the funniest scenarios I can imagine.

  • Reply Caleb Hunt April 27, 2016 at 4:42 am

    Does it always say Gain Free for Gavin at the end?, lol… I am confused. I was thinking it was shortened, for example: Ga'in Free.

  • Reply zachajuwia 56.96 April 27, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    for the longest time i thought geoff's wife had weird nostrils but i just realized its a piercing

  • Reply grifballa April 28, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Geoff Ramsey: World's greatest husband

  • Reply Lucky Fool7 May 13, 2016 at 2:55 am

    Geoff is the best husband in the world. His mind doesn't want to sleep with other women

  • Reply TelepathicTortoise May 21, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Thought this actually happened after skipping the title part 😂

  • Reply Benjamin Jackson May 26, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Milly deserves that chainsaw

  • Reply King of Roses May 31, 2016 at 11:53 pm

    Geoff is like the least sexual person of the bunch

  • Reply Aaron June 3, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    Just googled both Jennys. He really missed out.

  • Reply JimTheGunner95 June 5, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    Gain Free.

  • Reply TheDiversionist June 21, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    Does Jeremy have a model on RTAA?

  • Reply G0DZ0FP1G2 Z June 21, 2016 at 5:50 pm

    Am I the only one that saw audio by Gain Free?

  • Reply Pica Block June 24, 2016 at 1:44 am

    Such a good husband, even in his dreams.

  • Reply jayrents July 2, 2016 at 8:11 am

    Geoff don't worry ur not the only one who has had a failed sex dream

  • Reply forkmaster July 6, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    I miss both Geoff and Jack on the podcast They have been absent way too long now.

  • Reply Connor Duncan July 7, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    Shoutout to Gain Free

  • Reply Lala Lalala July 15, 2016 at 7:32 am

    Does Geoff just have a thing for Jennys?

  • Reply OrinHero July 15, 2016 at 6:50 pm

    who else is just binge watching all of these

  • Reply kattastic9999 July 23, 2016 at 7:34 am

    So I woke up a couple hours ago and I just remembered my dream and Geoff was in it and he and I were definitely humping but I knew it was a dream and was sad and he didn't believe me but was concerned and basically. Geoff can get dream laid in OTHER people's dreams, at least.

  • Reply Teno July 29, 2016 at 12:52 am

    Did the credits seriously misspell Gavin's name? Please tell me this was on purpose XD

  • Reply GeckoGC August 3, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    This reminds when of my dream and I met this girl and I was in love straight up in love and she loved me and…. I woke up… Don't know what happened next, now for the plot twist I wasn't me… But I was me… I didn't look like me it was an anime version of me

  • Reply Assan Kamara August 3, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    Your killing me!

  • Reply JordyT1998 August 15, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    I would love to see a thing where geoff wakes up from a bad dream because griffon kills him in the dream, he screams so hard when he wakes up. Griffon would be so sentimental, at that point it wouldn't be pitty sex because his dream was so real and Griffon wants to prove that it wouldn't be an issue.

    What do you think?

  • Reply Printer Bitch August 26, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    I had An insane sex dream before, each and every corner I got jumped on and u guys would know the rest

  • Reply The Only Mort August 27, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    I only came here because of The Rooster Teeth Podcast #361, since they mentioned that Jordan spelled Gavin as Gain.

  • Reply Gonzalo Piloni September 12, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    did any one notice that in the credits Gavin was spelled gain

  • Reply Bncle Brad September 13, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    Don't believe her bro, it's a trap!

  • Reply Liquid Thunder November 5, 2016 at 11:11 am

    "Gain Free"

  • Reply Sam Millar November 6, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    can't just be me that noticed the typo at the end credits with Gavins name.

  • Reply fakos7 November 8, 2016 at 6:59 am

    whos Gain Free ???

  • Reply Ituriel Ocotoxtle November 16, 2016 at 1:26 am

    Geoff you are honestly the funniest man ever in RvB and in real life and your honest I honestly wish if I had your job I would have a blast

  • Reply LeahRCT November 27, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    Let's face it, out of all RTAA characters, Ryan's hair is the most fabulous

  • Reply Jimbers118 November 28, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    been there god damn dream faithful

  • Reply Cael Ross November 29, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    Did anyone else notice at the end it says audio by gain free not Gavin free

  • Reply TimtheBigDaddy December 11, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    I love how faithful Geoff is to Griffon, even in dreams.

  • Reply Sergeant Pepper December 13, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    i just got the new rt short as my ad

  • Reply MyKidOverThere December 26, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Jenny slate's nose isn't big enough

  • Reply Sophie Mora January 9, 2017 at 9:16 am

    Typo in the outro card "Gain free" lmao

  • Reply Kilroy G January 21, 2017 at 6:40 am

    I remember a dream I had where everyone else was fully aware of being dreams characters and I even had rational conversations with them. though that probably means that I'm not mentally stable.

  • Reply Eskew Roberts January 27, 2017 at 7:33 pm

    punk

  • Reply Arya February 3, 2017 at 1:37 am

    I have sex dreams. They turn out…interesting….I am no longer a virgin in the dream world. I have lost it to one to many people

  • Reply Whsidom February 14, 2017 at 3:53 am

    That last line gets me every time

  • Reply Sir Prize February 16, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    Does anyone else hear "EYYYYY!!!" at 1:12?

  • Reply YouroGamer March 11, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA IM GETTING REAL SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID IN MY DREAMS

  • Reply RynRynRain March 17, 2017 at 11:02 am

    …Kinda noticed that Geoff seems to fantasize about famous Jennys. XD

  • Reply Comics Inc March 28, 2017 at 12:04 am

    Jeremy just calling her a slit was just so funny

  • Reply DarknessinZero2 March 31, 2017 at 11:22 am

    anyone else get An ice cream ad that was about ASMR. not complaining just odd

  • Reply Golden_Steve April 11, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    Geoff is awesome ^^

  • Reply The Pascaal April 24, 2017 at 5:07 am

    2:01 "Gain Free"

  • Reply Bailey Whitaker-Lockwood April 27, 2017 at 11:20 am

    They misspelled "Gavin" in the credits

  • Reply STONE BOLT May 7, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    Geoff just take Griffon by the hand and complete your desires in the dream world.

  • Reply machincuepa May 13, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    This reminds me to Dr. Katz for some strange reason.

  • Reply David Jakubowski July 7, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    L

  • Reply Melba Peach July 19, 2017 at 7:24 am

    Geoff and Griffin are the only 'celeb' couple I care about, seriously weirdly invested in their relationship.

  • Reply Wisemankugel Memicus July 20, 2017 at 1:00 am

    This can't be right. Grif doesn't have sex.

  • Reply Dylan Punter August 5, 2017 at 1:22 am

    Damn, Gain Free made some very insightful comments during this

  • Reply Enrique May August 8, 2017 at 5:06 am

    I had a sex dream once, and the entire time I was trying to stop from having sex with the person who in real life I wanted to have sex with

  • Reply Kuro Heart August 8, 2017 at 5:43 am

    I got rejected by a girl in my sex dream…

  • Reply BlueIsTrue August 9, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    1:59 the blanket disappears for a frame

  • Reply Adam Sherman August 17, 2017 at 6:05 am

    Well obviously Griffon won't care if Geoff has sex with women in his dreams. She'll care if he has sex with DUDES in his dreams, because damnit she probably wants to watch!

  • Reply Marty Anderson September 15, 2017 at 2:57 am

    Geoff likes some wierd chicks

  • Reply Hufflepuff Cringe September 18, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    Look at the end credits I spot the smallest thing Gavin name has no v it turn to be gain free

  • Reply New Oz September 25, 2017 at 9:17 am

    I got a sex dream it was about ruby rose

  • Reply Tyrtle13king November 9, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Can't wait to see more of Gain Free, best member of RT.

  • Reply Girl ThatIsAGirl November 18, 2017 at 5:57 am

    In your dreams is a term Mr Geoff Ramsey will nevrr be familiar with

  • Reply ZgameGuy November 25, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    Any one else notice that these dreams all involve someone named Jenny?

  • Reply tameris21 November 26, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    At 2:01, they have Gavin’s name misspelled as “Gain Free”.

  • Reply Gabr Flyan November 28, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    MONEY PLEEEEEASE

  • Reply STE Jambo December 16, 2017 at 6:44 am

    If you know it's a dream, then why ask Griffin?

  • Reply Totzalee Bonnie December 20, 2017 at 1:29 am

    Lol in the credits they spelled Gavin with no Vs lol

  • Reply none of your business December 20, 2017 at 3:00 am

    The divorce makes more sense now….

  • Reply Liam Fox December 28, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    Geoff takes monogamy to a whole new level

  • Reply I 8 a Raddish December 31, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    I just realized that Griffin has a nose ring, I thought her nose was just screwed up until now

  • Reply Jay C. January 15, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    Geoff is pretty damn faithful…

  • Reply Wils The Limit January 24, 2018 at 1:30 am

    Greatest husband ever

  • Reply Raul Jaimes Flores February 20, 2018 at 3:41 am

    Wow

  • Reply Garrett H June 4, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    Good thing Geoff is single now

  • Reply loudross June 9, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    Well at least Geoff doesn't need to worry about Griffon stopping him now, hahaha ha ha awww….

  • Reply John McRose June 12, 2018 at 3:36 am

    that 4th wall break

  • Reply ItsKatOkay July 6, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    Geoff has a thing for Jennys

  • Reply Blind Demon July 26, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    Gain Free finally made an appearance on an RTAA

  • Reply Jeremy Young July 27, 2018 at 2:42 am

    Aw this is sad now.

  • Reply Jonathan Hall August 5, 2018 at 12:28 am

    Well Geoff doesn't have to worry anymore now

  • Reply A Reilly September 1, 2018 at 9:30 am

    Well, now he can sleep with as much dream women as he wants.

  • Reply Werewolves779 November 1, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    I need dreams like this

  • Reply Ian Morgan November 9, 2018 at 2:30 am

    0:40

  • Reply Agent Louisiana February 2, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    Why was Millie in a bar?

  • Reply CptKirby July 6, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    I made out with Anna Faris in a dream last night.

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