Hey guys it’s me and I’m just wondering, why
do people keep testing me? There is this other YouTuber out there that has been talking smack
about me and my friends and I am not going to put up with that crap. So I was laying
in bed last night trying to get some sleep cuz I gotta get up early for school but my
phone starts blowing up. It’s a DM from my buddy Felix, “Hey you can’t be taking this
from this guy!” I’m like “huh?” So I ignored it. Then another DM from my buddy Jacob “Hey man
there’s this guy making fun of our musicallys. Only you can stop him”. And he sends me a
link and I click into it. It’s this guy named RiceGum. So OK guys , I gotta warn you guys, and I’m
sorry I have to do this to you but this next clip I show you might scar you for life. And
if you’re part of the CWC clan you’re gonna get pissed: Man, I know if you guys heard. This fucker
just said I’ll be drunk texting you. I did some research. This fool is 13. He’ll be drunk
texting. I didn’t even text at the age of 13, let alone drunk text. Yeah, look at you dude! I mean when you were
13 cell phones weren’t even invented yet man! I mean you’re so old, I mean me and my buddy
here, we’re like 13 years old and you’re probably a fricken senior in high school already. Yo miss me with that gay shit WTF”. Yo, everyone
that is watching right now is probably pissed as fuck cuz like you didn’t dodge it you literally
just got kissed by this guy. Like mean I dodged it, you didn’t. Dude! Why you gotta be hating on gays? I mean
don’t get me wrong, I’m not gay, but if I blow you kiss, you better catch that kiss
on the lips son. No homo Kids now a days man. That was honestly, discussing. Disgusting? I mean if my parents ever caught me making
these types of videos… Do you know how hard I worked on that? I put
my blood sweat and tears into that…for like a whole 5 minutes! Chad! RiceGum is talking smack about you again! What did he say now? Here listen! Like that literally just pissed me off. Like
I want to fight this guy now”. He said he wants to fight you! That’s what I thought that cracker said. It’s
on! Anytime I’m in a situation where I need to
totally destroy someone, I do hella crazy research. So I start hacking, but this guy’s
security is so good. I mean on his videos he’s putting this as his instagram, so I go
look and bam! that’s not even his instagram! Then he’s saying his twitter is ricexgum so
I type it in and BAM! Some poor sap saying I can’t take this shit, I am not Rice Gum.
So this dude is throwing out fake names just to throw me off course but I’m ain’t giving
up! After a few hours of research I stumble upon his actual instagram page and you’ll
never guess what I learned. #1, he has a hella fine sister. So for the next 5 minutes I “studied”
that pic. I got so hot I had to take me an aspirin. But then I kept studying, I saw this
picture of his family. Did you notice anything strange? No way is that his family! He totally
photoshopped himself in there. Look how fricken tall he is! No way is he related to them.
Fake! You’re not going to be happy with this! What
happened? He just released a diss track about you. Let’s hear it. What does he mean we’re both asians? Yeah, I don’t get that part. Man, that dude wants to be asian so fricken
bad! Ummm..what? Come here, I’ll show it to you. So, In this video clip here he’s walking
up behind his mom see and his mom is watching a korean drama with viet subtitles and what
does he do? He cuts her headphones because he’s jealous! He’s like Mom! I wish I was
a super awesome asian like you! And not only is he lying about being asian,
but he’s lying about being a tough street rapper. So like, to be a good rapper you gotta
be from the streets, you gotta be poor and stuff. Look where this guy lives! He’s walking
around there’s fricken arches back there! Look at that! Yeah! And look at all these mattresses. This guys
just constantly showing off, Look at all my mattresses that I got laying all over my house
we’re so rich we got mattresses everywhere. I bet they’re like Serta too! Yeah probably! I mean this guy does not know what it’s like
to be poor, let’s show him. Alright. Let me show you what rough living is like.
So, I got my pool table room of course like everybody has but dude I’m so fricking poor
I only got 3 pool cues. You want to play 4 players? Too bad, too poor! And even worse? Come look at this, look at
this. Look at this, my fricking swimming pool not
even olympic size! How am I suppose to make it to the olympics! Gosh! Alright guys, so not only is he lying about
being asian and being from the streets, but he’s lying to his viewers! He’s always saying
how I read all my comments well this video here has 89,000 comments. Let’s say take 30
seconds to read each comment. 30 X 89,000 is at least a couple hundred light years!
There is no way he’s reading all those comments. Because he’d be dead. He also promised way more videos over on his
second channel. Oh yeah guys, one more thing I made a second
channel if you guys want more Rice action. So let’s go check out that second channel.
What do you know, zero videos. Another broken promise. OK guys, I just found the cherry on top here.
If you have sensitivity to bright whites you might need to turn away I just found his musically. Ok that was pretty good but he made the biggest
rookie mistake. Never nip slip before lick lick. Always lick lick B4 nip slip. Everyone
knows that man. Man, I’ve finally figured it out! He didn’t
know the lick lick b4 nip slip rule, so your musically career failed, so he started dissing
on me, dissing on my friends!, dissing on my viewers! And I ain’t putting up with that
crap. Time to throw down. Alright Vy, drop me a beat! Yeah! Afro Clay give me some music. Yo I got you my brother! Yeah! You’re making fun of my friends, you’re making
fun of me, welcome to your number 1 enemy Rice Gum You’re pulling out the nip slip, before the
lick lick, such a total nub at musically, So dumb Photoshopping your face to change your race
cuz your jeleous of your mom and me cuz we are asian You’re super old, are you even teenage son? The internet is for kids, silly cacaision Hot damn your sister’s looking beautifully I bet she loves me on musically Sending her some snap chat pics so hot she’s gonna need an aspirin oh man your sister’s so beautiful it’s too bad that I’m a juvenile cuz she’ll go to jail after this we made sweet love on all your mattresses!
Yeah! Alright! How’d that sound, Vy? I don’t know man. That was not looking too
good. It’s pretty lame. What do you mean? Let me come and see. (mumbling) Yeah, sounded a lot better in my head I guess. But yeah, that’s gonna conclude the video.
Thank you so much if you made it all the way to the end and thank you so much for slapping
a like on this video right now. If you liked this let me know down below who I should diss
on next or if anyone if anyone is dissing on me, you better let me know cuz then they
got it coming to em, so. I will see you this Thursday with a new crap.