Oh, here we go… [courtesy horn] Yes! Thats what I call the courtesy honk I just pushed this custom button And it’s two super quick chirps of the horn that are not only friendly sounding but it’s intentionally not as loud as a normal horn, so I’m gonna show you how and why I did this and in the process I will explain what this red button does But first I’m gonna pull over. 1.3 million people die in car crashes per year so you really wanna be able to communicate with other drivers if you wanna stay safe but if you think about it, cars only have two built in ways to communicate with each other: you got your turn signal and your horn…[normal horn] and the turn signal is fine but the problem with the horn is that it is so one dimentional is like, if your only tool is a hammer, it is really good at one thing, but it sucks at everything else and I don’t know about you, but now that pretty much everybody owns a smartphone, 99% of the time I use my horn I’m not trying to avoid a crash, I’m trying to let the person in front of me know: It’s time to stop reading that text they just received And that’s the issue. I’m not upset. I just wanna be like: Hey, dude, the light is green. No big deal And that might come as a surprise, because I drive a Jetta But i’m not some hardcore angry road rage tough guy but even this Jetta which has just about the most emasculating horn possible sounds
angry when you honk it at a light and if you try to do a nice quick honk it
doesn’t usually register because it bottoms out too quick so I just push my
custom-made courtesy honk button and because it’s so non confrontational this
will never happen to me and this works for communicating in a lot of situations
not just at stoplights like if someone is just sort of drifting in your lane
you’re not sure if they see you or not but you don’t want to use your big horn
or if you just want to get someone’s attention
to tell them something if someone needs to move forward in traffic or in a
drive-thru it’s nice because you don’t want to seem like a jerk as they can look right
at you in their rear view mirror You can even use it as a way to say thank you and I kind of feel like there should be a standard feature on all cars so you
still have your big horn that you can’t miss in the case of an emergency but
there should be a smaller button right over here for the courtesy honk but the good
news is that as an engineer if something isn’t exactly how you want
it you just make it exactly how you want it so I’ve been on Amazon and got one of
these Adafruit sound boards for 27 bucks where you can upload sound effects via
USB with no programming required and then I got three of these cool horn
buttons to trigger the sound effects for seven bucks each so i started on this
side by wiring this to my cigarette lighter for power and then I used a 12 to
5 volt power inverter to get me to the right voltage for the sound board which
is connected to these buttons to trigger the horn sound effects I dragged and dropped
onto there and then coming out of the board we have a 3.5 millimeter audio
cable that plugs into a $13 amp to make it loud enough which connects to a 13
dollar PA speaker now that we have all the components my buddy Bob from the
YouTube channel I Like To Make Stuff came over and we got to work soldering
actually I did all the work while Bob just stroked that magnificent beard of
his he also made a video about making a custom horn like this that goes into way
more detail so definitely check his out if you’re actually planning on doing
this. This is intentionally more of a temporary setup but I wanted mine to be
a bit more permanent in the dash so with the help of my talented buddy Howard we went
to town installing this thing now the buttons were in place we
connected them through the dash to the PA speaker rebounder to the frame under
the hood. We also installed this beast which is the same type of horn system
used on trains and semi-trucks basically there’s a compressor that fills an air
tank to 120 psi which powers the horn but more on this later and the buttons
also light up which makes them look really cool at night. I also added one more
sound effect that’s powered by this button This is designed to be even one knotch
nicer than the courtesy honk if you want to be super chill and grab the attention
of a pedestrian who isn’t even in a car So that’s my pitch to make our roads
more pleasant by increasing the vocabulary of the standard car horn and
now you can do it yourself which leads me to this final button which is only to be
use in extreme situations like when two teenagers are taking their sweet time
to cross the street in front of you while fidget spinning I wanna thank audible for their support on this video not only are they the best when it comes
to audio books but they’ve been working with me and supporting my channel for a couple of
years now while making this video I listen to the book “Surely You’re Joking
Mr. Feynman and I loved it” Richard Feynman was a genius Nobel Prize winning
physicist who chilled with Einstein and helped discover atomic energy but that’s
not what makes him so interesting this collection of stories from his life made
me laugh out loud a bunch of time it starts when he was a kid and used to take
apart radios to make homemade burglar alarm and then in college at MIT he used his engineering skills to pull pranks and then he eventually taught himself how to
break into safes and use science to pick up on women he had this lifelong
fascination with learning but in a practical sense not in a memorize facts
from the textbook sense he’s just such an intelligent colorful human being so if you
want to listen to “Surely You’re Joking Mr. Feynman” or any other audio book for
free all you have to do is use the link in the description or go to audible.com/markrober Thanks for watching
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yay
very nice you can tell others and get lots of money
Zohhhhhhh
Jason
This is actually a great idea for safety, this guy is smart
2:57 he said Bob he looks like tony shack
What about the hazard light as a thank you signal, I thought that was standard
You forgot about the blinkers when you said there’s only two communications
2:17 Mark shows different boards, there is no audio output on the board from Amazon
in Russia we don't use horns,
we use the cannon on the tanks we drive.
This is what happened when Mark watched Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld discussing the intricacies of car honks.
Are u related to Dave lee
U installed a Canadian horn and a Russian horn
omg 1:56 has me dead
Who read the text lol me
Who else loves trains?
No?
Just me?
The dislikes were the fidget spinning teens
Tesla cars should have an update for this(including the train, of course)
Lol
Great idea, until you hit the wrong button!
In Philippines you don't need those horns because your car won't ever move in a traffic.
1:08 You DRIVE one
but do u own one?
I think you should put a real deal 5 horn train horn on there. That two horns kind of wimpy, I mean a real train horn will make someone's skull jump out of their scalp LOL
My girlfriend while driving:left button
My Mom while driving:right button
Me:RED
Can I buy your Jetta when you sell it?
The thug life moment 😂😂
I'm gonna make mine say "Fckiiiiiiiing gooooooo"
i once saw someone with a train horn on their truck. let me just say those kids must’ve already been deaf because having a train horn go off that close to you is deafening.
the guy i saw was about two car-lengths away in the next lane over and it still made my ears ring for the next hour. the best part is that this area has a lot of tunnels, and every time without fail this jerk would blast his train horn which made it 10x worse. i was in a theme park tram full of people with no doors or windows or anything and everyone was screaming and there were children crying.
4:03 the Doug Demuro horn
“Seriously, Why are you looking at this while driving!!? You ‘bout to get courtesy honked all up in heeeya!”
~ Mark Robers phone 2017
2019?
In New York there is 3 horns
Truck Horn
Subway horn
Train Horn
Mark you have a friend for EVERYTHING
The horn of the road 😂
My horn would be a gun shot so they hurry way faster than they should be
Who is a child and doesn't listen to the science or engineering part???
Like if u r
Well I don’t own a phone
The dislikes are from kids with fidget spinners.
You should have made one that made their phone stop for a 3 minutes
Next video on my recommendation (WORLDS LARGEST HORN)
we need all the footage where you used the horns, pure comedy
Noicest* custom horn
nice
I have to corect you here a car has 3 ways to comunicate so olso the flash lite you say to other peoaple that police is near by
That poor old lady who accidently left her door open.
That is awesome but i would love it if you did a full video of you using it on the road thanks i love your videos. Like this so he can see
Feynman was a physicist not an engineer. 😉
I love cars and my dream job is to be a car designer and I’ll probably implement this into my cars
why didn't you just upload audio saying "excuse me" or something like that.
Its a great horn system, but what if you accidentaly push the "turn off engine"?
Wow! Great man!
Imagine if a cat is sleeping in on the hood and you press the red button😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
4:30 SPONGEBOB WAKE UP
If i Get very rich im gonna have a Lamborghini huracan whit a boat horn LOL
1:34 that's in Russia I dont youd get to experience the russian road rage!😂 it's way worse in russia!
So true totally agree
(Me sees Mark looking at the camera while driving)
Later: NEW LAW- DONT HAVE YOUR CAMERA WHILE DRIVING
Put a Dixie horn in
I like this
Love the horn! For teenagers with fidget spinners xD
Anyone else read that incorrectly 😶😬
Lol!
This guy could be a billionaire if he really wanted to be
did you notice that in the phone scene the ID at the top was "the wife"
1) Please listen to my horn
2) Hey, you should listen te my horn
3) I wasn't asking
4:39 you in Omaha Nebraska?
This video is pure autism
I love this video!!!! Makes my jimmys russle
if anybody want to learn horn language.. come to india… ha ha ha ha
My horns:
Train horn
Courtesy horn
Nuclear missile explosion but earraped horn
Earrape tornado siren horn
In Texas you need four horns:
EarrapeTrain horn
Earrape Ship Horn
Earrape Tornado Siren
Earrape hydrogen bomb explosion
Or you could just open your window and scream
Lumberjacks when they get honked at 1:34
In Singapore we use both horns and hand signals.
India laughs loudly
They need horns that use words, for example – It's not gonna get any greener!
Hulk only uses the middle one, I mean the horn ofc
Love the idea but I do not have the time to construct this. Have you considered marketing this? I would buy this unit already assembled.
Nice car
Continues to have android.
4:28 mark,i know the standard horn is a bit rude but that was just being a jerk
(Not being mean)
In Australia, the only 3 you shall be needing are:
.Train Horn
.Ground Shaking Train Horn
.The GETTHEFUCKOUTOFMYGODDAMNWAYYOUUSELESSBLOODYDRIVERYOUCANTEVENDOAPROPERTHREEPOINTTURNYOUFUCKINGNOGOODPIECEOFCRAPISWEARTOGODIMGONNAREARENDYOUONCETHISCOPMOVESOUTOFMYLINEFORFUCKSAKES Horn.
1:33 just use the red one
That Porsche at the beginning tho
dude i would programe that thing with some shout outs. the fun one could have with this one A! ya the mood horn? one can use a moog synth and a wa wa pedel thingy and adjust each sound according to your reaction/emotions etc,etc.for each and every encounter or need !why stop at just 3 buttons ?just asking ?
If you live in India, you know only bus horn works right.
YouTube translated the title into German to : most polite horn xD
Kachow
Mark, you need to visit India, they speak “Horn” in ALL possible grades you could ever think of…
Tesla's can have fart horns
Ok but why did he have like 600 notifications when he was reading that text
Too bad custom horns are illegal in Holland
"Surely you are joking Mr. Feynman" is the best book, great rec!
2:34 Inverter??
When my PE teacher sees someone picking their nose at a stoplight, he honks his car horn, so he should add this and make one of the sounds yell in a childish voice “UR PICKING UR NOSE!”
Telolet :v
We just gonna ignore how clean that Porsche was
Next time you make a car video inve chrisfix
Ironic how audible sponsored this video
Who else has seen this video like 9296255728264262882828282828828282882828 times
No one……. Ok I'm just weird I get it
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