Monorail But It’s A Piano Dub
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Monorail But It’s A Piano Dub

October 10, 2019


[whistling] You know, a town with money’s a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it! [crowd laughs in C Minor blues scale] Heh heh! Mule. The names Lanley — Lyle Lanley! And I come before you good people tonight with an idea, probably the greatest- Oh, it’s not for you… It’s more of a *Shelbyville* idea. Now, wait a minute! We’re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we’ll vote for it! All right! I’ll tell you what I’ll do: I’ll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield monorail! [gasps in D# major] I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum have it put them on the map! Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What’d I say! Monorail! What’s it called? Monorail. That’s right, monorail! [chants in F# major] Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! I hear those things are awfully loud. It rides as softly as a cloud. Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life, my Hindu friend. What about us braindead slobs? You’ll be given cushy jobs. Were you sent here by the devil!? No, good sir, I’m on the level. The ring came off my pudding can! Take my pen knife, my good man! I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice: throw up your hands and raise your voice! ♫ Monorail, ♪ What’s it called? ♫ monorail, ♪ Once again! ♫ Monoraaaaaail! ♪ [trumpets play] But Main Street’s still all cracked and broken. Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! ♫ Monorail, ♪ ♫ monorail, ♪ ♫ Monoraaaaaaaail! ♪ Mo-no-rail! Mono… D’OH! Transcriber’s Note: I’ve typed “monorail”
so many times it doesn’t look like a word anymore.

100 Comments

  • Reply Joshua d'Estoville February 8, 2018 at 1:02 am

    This site’s trending-machine clearly doesn’t merit your innovation.
    Well done, mate!

    Also, might I suggest Homer’s swear-jar?

  • Reply JesusJuenger February 8, 2018 at 1:17 am

    Sooner or later the Robot Devil will demand his hands back from you. …. And no doubt you'll do a piano dub of that too.

  • Reply TheSuperCommentGuy February 8, 2018 at 1:22 am

    Was this a parody of The Music Man?

  • Reply Sponge Magic February 8, 2018 at 1:50 am

    Only two fingers on your left hand. That was pretty good

  • Reply Ni K February 8, 2018 at 2:31 am

    damn, 665 likes and no dislikes

  • Reply AquaKing99 February 8, 2018 at 3:26 am

    So sorry to hear that u broke your arm. Pray that God will heal it so u can play the way like u use to. Man oh man, I remember I broke my arm in my Kindergarten year and I could play drums one hand.

  • Reply Simau February 8, 2018 at 4:15 am

    Dear Ev-Finn Hansen?

  • Reply MunchJrGames February 8, 2018 at 4:34 am

    We were all waiting for this

  • Reply Your Friend Kevin February 8, 2018 at 5:43 am

    Your. Best. One. Yet.

  • Reply gormie February 8, 2018 at 5:49 am

    oh you fucking madman, you!

  • Reply Will. February 8, 2018 at 5:58 am

    Simply amazing. You're the man.

  • Reply JustSomeSush February 8, 2018 at 6:02 am

    Do Four blasting Gelatin

    From "BFB 3 : Why would you ever do this on a swingset?" by jacknjellify

  • Reply Tavish DeGroot February 8, 2018 at 6:31 am

    When Steamed Hams stops being a meme, I'd more than welcome Monorail to take it's place.

  • Reply Jupi February 8, 2018 at 8:00 am

    Thaaank yooou! ❤️💚💙💗💕💝

  • Reply JD February 8, 2018 at 9:02 am

    nice!

  • Reply Honey Chops February 8, 2018 at 10:57 am

    The pianist is a clever man
    Playing well with a broken hand

  • Reply FinnaNut😤👌💦 February 8, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    Oh my god, what? how?
    with a fucking broken wrist too?

  • Reply ericbazinga February 8, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    Playing the piano even with a broken wrist. Now that is determination. Kudos.

  • Reply Butt Mash February 8, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    What happened to your…

  • Reply theresa February 8, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    Thank you for posting such brilliant things even with a broken wrist! Your videos really brighten my day, as fruity as that sounds- and the Simpsons ones always get me good.

    I'm stoked to see how your channel is growing, also! woooooo

  • Reply Tyler Em February 8, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    At first, I was a bit disappointed that it wasn't as vibrant as your two-handed videos, but holy hell, you proved me wrong with that absolutely glorious end. Keep being absurdly talented and I hope you have a speedy recovery!

  • Reply Andrew Kean February 8, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    Awesome choice for a piano dub, and excellent execution!

  • Reply AlwaysGonnaSing February 9, 2018 at 12:08 am

    Would you do Wendy's Training Video Hot Drinks?

  • Reply tehcookiecat February 9, 2018 at 1:09 am

    Thank you for everything you have ever done. You have changed my life for the better.

  • Reply Bubba0 February 9, 2018 at 1:28 am

    With a broken wrist, and you're still playing. Takes guts

  • Reply Salmonella Fitzgerald February 9, 2018 at 2:03 am

    You honestly made this way better by fixing the empty spaces in the song. That's it, I'm subbing

  • Reply Epic David February 9, 2018 at 3:22 am

    I have a request do lorax piano dubs!

  • Reply Jo February 9, 2018 at 3:57 am

    Nigga playing with 7 fingures; true talent

  • Reply El Catrin C February 9, 2018 at 4:04 am

    your arm… to much piano right ¿?

  • Reply TheSinfultictac February 9, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    Man I loved that your piano added to the piano of the song. it was amazing

  • Reply Justin Sison February 9, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    You take an everyday thing like playing piano with a broken wrist and make it awesome! Just subbed.

  • Reply EOGB February 10, 2018 at 1:05 am

    Holy shit this is amazing, could you do the robot hell song from futurama please?

  • Reply Travis Linton February 10, 2018 at 4:29 am

    I love how "D'OH!" is just a palm against the keys. Nice touch!

  • Reply Dennis Colbert February 10, 2018 at 4:33 am

    I've got an idea: a piano dub of the Robot Hell song from Futurama.

  • Reply Yuki Iganaci February 10, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    and with his fucking aRM BROKEN WHAT

  • Reply Stasoline February 11, 2018 at 4:31 am

    YES

  • Reply Syncro February 11, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    Wow! Wish I had views like you do on my piano videos

  • Reply Pixelanon February 12, 2018 at 6:44 am

    My only concern is that your videos aren't viral yet! Keep up the amazing work, you have a new subscriber here. 😀

  • Reply No Name February 13, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    mono

    edit: doh

  • Reply Eric Palacios February 14, 2018 at 8:01 am

    I love how you used a blues scale for Lanley's opening spiel to make him sound extra sneaky

  • Reply TheAdamBombX1 February 14, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    This really could be the dark horse best channel on YouTube. These are amazing! You gotta do the Stonecutters song!

  • Reply Mr BetaBombs February 14, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    The end is just PERFECT!

  • Reply Elliott Loverin February 14, 2018 at 9:49 pm

    y’all ever heard of the music man

  • Reply Marco Villalobos February 14, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    Here before the 10 million subs

  • Reply Connor Schneider February 15, 2018 at 12:28 am

    Were you sent here by the devil?

  • Reply Mitchell Movie Productions February 17, 2018 at 9:59 am

    Sounds Cinematic.

  • Reply neon February 17, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    Such a good dub that even the guy in the show starts playing the piano along with Finn.

  • Reply David Pritchard February 19, 2018 at 4:08 am

    What 2 people would downvote this?? Hope your hand feels better.

  • Reply Nambie February 19, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    Even with a cast, you are still a piano God.

  • Reply Nonamearisto February 21, 2018 at 5:16 am

    2 people missed the like button.

  • Reply FishTitan64 February 22, 2018 at 12:40 am

    Man, I miss Phil Hartman.

  • Reply Clank February 25, 2018 at 3:19 am

    The only thing I can think is "This guy needs to do a piano version of Leo Luster."

  • Reply UltimateFormula1Fan February 25, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    Looks like not even a broken wrist is stopping you from doing what u doing. Keep up the good work and i hope your wrist gets better

  • Reply Toad Bros March 1, 2018 at 3:43 am

    woah, i forgot this channel existed. somehow you got even better at this stuff while i was gone.

  • Reply TheEmeraldCreeperRB March 4, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    L*e*m*o*n

  • Reply Cool_Adrian7 Gaming March 5, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    claps claps clapd claps

  • Reply DIO March 12, 2018 at 3:22 am

    1:44
    Mono-
    D'oh!

  • Reply Max McClelland March 17, 2018 at 10:00 pm

    i loved the ending so much. it reminds me of when composing when i get something wrong i do that exact chord!

  • Reply Raphael Toast March 18, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    Somebody vocode this.

  • Reply Parasite Princess March 25, 2018 at 6:01 am

    What the hell. No seriously, I was just going through your videos listening to the audio and only just now realized your wrist is broken. You're a witch! A really, really talented and hard-working witch!

  • Reply Alejandro Ruiz Alcocer March 27, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    Like for the transcriber's note

  • Reply Mank Demes March 29, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    hehe mule

  • Reply David Wilks April 15, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    Want this guy to follow me around playing background music for my life! Oh, yeah that's just my own personal background song maker and his 100+ personal choir and accompanists.

  • Reply Alexandria Nation April 17, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    [gasps in D# major]

  • Reply 11I00OO1I0O1Il April 18, 2018 at 4:20 am

    Should i make a video with a broken…ahh fuck it

  • Reply NevaYmaxe April 26, 2018 at 3:12 am

    He cast his musical talents to us.

  • Reply Rob Henriksen April 30, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    this is amazing! what a twist !

  • Reply Seraphi Grimaldi May 2, 2018 at 11:44 am

    And nobody has hired you, why?

  • Reply Tsayd Gabriel Tofino May 2, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    Another arrangement that is on point, please keep putting more Simpson and Futurama

  • Reply Martin Thorhauge May 5, 2018 at 9:09 pm

    At first i was like… yeah okay that's gonna be awful. But damn you proved me wrong! That was brilliant, keep up the great work!

  • Reply The S.A. Times June 4, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    Coney island baby

  • Reply Fernando Luna June 7, 2018 at 5:25 am

    5 pianos to do this. Masterpiece.

  • Reply Ninjafox1000 June 30, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    0:16 I love that part

  • Reply Pumpkin head guy July 11, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    I clap to you sir playing with a cast 👏

  • Reply Moonfire121 July 13, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    [gasps in D# major]

  • Reply Gillian Day August 2, 2018 at 7:14 pm

    Mono- DOH!

  • Reply Frankie 513 Zaremba August 20, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    Man, I’ve only seen 2 piano dubs of The Simpsons’ scenes:
    Monorail
    And Steamed Hams
    Edit: I now watched a piano dub of “My Dingaling”
    Edit 2: How many Simpsons piano dubs (and other dubs) have I watched…

  • Reply Michael Hartman August 26, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    Mono….D'OH!!

  • Reply CAPSHIP89 89 September 21, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    1:12

  • Reply TheZaz969 October 3, 2018 at 12:58 am

    "gasps in D# major" amazing.

  • Reply TheLakabanzaichrg November 11, 2018 at 2:45 am

    Bullshit, you wrote the notes on the cast.

  • Reply William November 12, 2018 at 7:22 am

    I can't even attempt with a non-broken hand, lol

  • Reply SwagMushroom745 November 24, 2018 at 8:26 pm

    It's so beautiful

  • Reply Is mayonnaise an instrument? November 30, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    Mono…. D'OH!

  • Reply Blue Editing December 5, 2018 at 3:32 am

    Please marry me right fucking now

  • Reply Mark W. December 14, 2018 at 6:17 am

    You have excellent rhythm

  • Reply Ryan DiCristina January 8, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Song starts at 0:48

  • Reply SovietOnion January 22, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    I like how he does the same tritone for “monorail” every time.

  • Reply Fermin February 2, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Is that Conan's voice?

  • Reply Gage Bauer February 5, 2019 at 12:58 am

    That gives me a Harold Hill vibe

  • Reply Fruuv February 6, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    This shit gay

  • Reply Broken Glass March 5, 2019 at 3:38 am

    You're quite talented if you're able to play with a broken hand. 🙂

  • Reply Atro May 14, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Broken arm and this man still doesn’t quit. Lmao

  • Reply Blayn Delta May 29, 2019 at 2:59 am

    I feel so happy listening to this

  • Reply R&omnes July 18, 2019 at 5:09 am

    Aren’t you gonna watch this video?
    I’m sorry but I have a plane to catch.
    But it only takes a minute-
    oh yeah? Well my plane leaves in less than a minute

  • Reply joy alex immanuel manoppo July 26, 2019 at 7:50 am

    Get well soon

  • Reply Boomerang Boi August 4, 2019 at 1:42 am

    This sounds greatly better

  • Reply ElPeakMono August 15, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    You have paranormal levels of talent if you can do that with a broken hand

  • Reply Elliot Warren September 2, 2019 at 3:58 am

    THATS MOM WITH A CAPITAL M AND THAT STANDS FOR MONORAIL

  • Reply Matthew Chambers September 14, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Wow you play so good even with a broken arm

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