#metrorocks: Lost & Found
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#metrorocks: Lost & Found

October 11, 2019


Howdy ladies and gents, without further ado I present to you a story about the Metroooooooooooo! Ahoo! hay Just left the record store, I bought a new cd/ I caught the bus on Franklin Avenue by
UCB/ My stop came, I grabbed my stuff, backpack and such/ But I left my package sitting at
the back of the bus/ didn’t remember the bus number that I was riding/ And to make things
worse I bought the stores last copy/ A man across the street had heard my problem and
approached me, I’ll help you find your stuff you just gotta listen closely, 1!” Be it train
or a bus that was ridden/ Go to metro dot net and give an item description/ Be as detailed
as possible to find the item quick/ The route you took the ride number the day that you
were riding it/ “2!” Call the lost and found to find where the place is/ Monday through
Saturday heritage square station/ “3!” GIve them 3 Business days until you visit/ They’ll let you know if they found what you lost or if they didn’t What in the world are you talkin bout/ “Man I just want to tell you bout the lost and found” [Girl] “I had an iPhone 6 with a golden case Forgot it on the bus right before it drove
away/ Called it and nobody picked up, I left it on loud”/ Well then you need to go to the
lost and found [Cowboy] ” I lost my boots, my favorites too!/
They were made of snake skin, man they were some BEAUTS!”/ Here’s a solution tell me How’s
this sound/ You can probably find your goods at the lost and found The bikes, the binders, the purses and attire You lost it on the bus there’s only one place
to find them/ Follow these instructions I’m providing very clearly so/ That you can ease
your mind when trying to find your lost material [crowd chant] “1!” Be it train or a bus that
was ridden/ Go to metro dot net and give an item description/ Be as detailed as possible
to find the item quick/ The route you took the ride number the day that you were riding
it/ “2!” Call the lost and found to find where the place is/ Monday through Saturday heritage
square station/ “3!” GIve them “3!” Business days until you visit/ They’ll let you know
if they found what you lost or if they didn’t No panicking this here can calm you down/ Now you don’t have to search for the lost and found (Outro chants) [various overlapping] Ayyyy ohhhhh/ Meeeee trooooo/
Lost and found, lost and found/ Now you don’t have to search for the lost and found/ lost and found/ lost and found/ lost and found Lost and found/ the lost and found/ lost and found/ lost and found/ the lost and found!

4 Comments

  • Reply Moksha Lovesyou November 28, 2015 at 1:11 am

    i came here expecting to hate it. but i dont. actually, pretty well produced and helpful

  • Reply Avicenna Verne April 15, 2016 at 2:19 am

    Great lyrical talent!

  • Reply Taralen August 15, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    That girl with the Iphone 6 should have had some sort of gps tracking app or service on it. Also any item that is lost in public and is worth more than 500 dollars, needs to be reported and filed with the police.

  • Reply HALE AVE July 26, 2018 at 8:08 am

    Lol don’t know how I got here but this is cool

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