Key & Peele – Confederate Reenactors
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Key & Peele – Confederate Reenactors

August 30, 2019


– MEN, AS WE LAUNCH
THE COUNTERATTACK AGAINST THE UNION ARMY,
WE MUST REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH WE MAY DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH
ON THE BATTLEFIELD, WE DO SO TO PRESERVE
A WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTHERN WAY OF LIFE. A WAY OF LIFE
SO PURE AND BEAUTIFUL THAT NO MAN NOR GOVERNMENT
CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US. THE RIGHT… THE RIGHT TO PRESERVE. OUR OWN SO– TO– WE A–
OH, [bleep]. – WELL, HELLO THERE, MASSA.
SORRY WE LATE. – SHORE DIDN’T MEAN
TO SNEAK UP ON YA, SIR. – LOOK, FELLAS,
WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A NICE, LITTLE CIVIL WAR
REENACTMENT HERE. WE DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE. – SO ARE WE, SIR. WE–WE–WE TRYING TO HAVE
A REAL NICE REENACTMENT. WE CERTAINLY DON’T WANNA CAUSE
ANY TROUBLE EITHER. DO WE, SAM? – YOU ALWAYS TAUGHT US TROUBLE ONLY COMES TO THOSE
WHO GONE DONE LOOKIN’ FOR IT. – SO DON’T STOP YOUR SPEECHIN’
ON OUR ACCOUNT. [giggles] – AS JEFFERSON DA–OKAY, I KNOW
WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I GET IT. – WHAT WE DOIN’, SIR? I DON’T KNOW
WHAT YOU TALKIN’ ‘BOUT. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, SAM? – WHY, WE JUST HERE
TO SLAVE ON ABOUT, ANY OLE WHICH WAY
YOU WANT US TO. – HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE, JUST BECAUSE WE’RE DRESSED
LIKE CONFEDERATE SOLDIERS DOESN’T MEAN
WE’RE PRO SLAVERY? WE’RE JUST HERE TO PRESERVE THE PURE AND BEAUTIFUL SLICE
OF SOUTHERN HISTORY. – YEAH, PURE AND BEAUTIFUL…
SLICE. – OH, LORDY, LORDY, LORDY!
WE SORRY, BOSS! OH, WE SO SORRY! – PLEASE DON’T
GIVE US THE WHIP. – OKAY, NOBODY’S GONNA WHIP
ANYBODY, JUST STOP IT. – YEAH, JUST STOP IT. – ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, JUST–
JUST IGNORE ‘EM. ALL RIGHT? NOW, WE’RE HERE
TO PRESERVE OUR WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTH HAS A RIGHT TO OWN–
both: ♪ OH, MY LORD, LORD ♪ – THE SOUTH
HAS A WAY OF LIFE– both: ♪ OH, MY LORD ♪
– THE UNION CANNOT STOP US FR– both: ♪ OH, MY LORD, LORD ♪ ♪ OH, MY LORD… ♪ – THE UNION YANKEE BASTARDS
CANNOT STOP US– – ♪ OH, LORD! ♪ – ALL RIGHT, STOP IT!
STOP IT! THAT’S ENOUGH! YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS
REENACTMENT? FINE.
YOU’RE PART OF IT. GO–GO FETCH US SOME MUNITIONS
AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT– DON’T JUST STAND THERE
LIKE A BUNCH OF LAZY [bleep]. – THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
– THAT IS ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR. – GENTLEMEN,
GIVE US YOUR CASH AND ANYTHING THAT IS
AN ACTUAL COLLECTOR’S ITEM. – YOU RACIST MOTHER[bleep]. – OKAY.
DON’T HAVE ALL DAY, MAN. OKAY, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. WALLETS, WALLETS,
WALLETS, WALLETS. – THAT’S A VERY NICE PIECE. THESE ARE HEAVY.

100 Comments

  • Reply keto t August 12, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    some videos just never get old no matter how many times you watch it 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Shea S August 12, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Zero difference between what they did and Al Sharpton. Except, I don't think K or P is an FBI informant.

  • Reply The Shadow Philospher August 13, 2019 at 4:40 am

    Someone has to play the bad guy, also the bad guys always have a better sense of style for some reason?

  • Reply glock17 ad August 13, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    2:21 2:55 don’t say it

  • Reply Stephen R August 13, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Didnt like the end, so whites are stupid racist mfs but black are good at carrying a gun and steal. Lets perpetuate roles here! 🤔

  • Reply Dontever touchmyhat August 13, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    The best skit EVER!

  • Reply Schmeaty Bean August 13, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    puhleeese don' give me da wheeep ohh laawwwd

  • Reply philip japitana August 14, 2019 at 3:45 am

    XD hahahaha they were asking for it..and they used it haha

  • Reply Fred H. August 14, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Zero urge to laugh.

  • Reply Mr Davisowitz August 14, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    You almost killed the whole skit with the robbery at the end. But I get it. In order to get this off you had to meet a stereotype standard. I understand Hollywood. Great skit. But if they just walked off after the n word. And you asked each other is that all we need. The skit would have been at 100%. The robbery part took it to 60%

  • Reply Noah Grove August 14, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    My history teacher showed this in class when we talked about the civil war in regurds to how the South functioned during 1800s. I've loved K&P ever since!

  • Reply Geoffrey Edwards August 14, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    This should happen at every civil war reenactment

  • Reply shawn williams August 14, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    WE JUST HERE TO SLAVE ON ABOUT ANY OLD WHICH WAY YOU WANT US TO! THESE GUYS CAN EVEN MAKE SLAVERY FUNNY. THEY ARE TRULY THE CURE FOR HUMANITY.

  • Reply P Ribbon August 14, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    Lol

  • Reply Archoss 223 August 15, 2019 at 10:16 am

    That's sexist

  • Reply Jans August 15, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    is this Bruce Campbell?

  • Reply Rae Neumann August 15, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    I can't with these two…LOL

  • Reply EvilFookaire August 15, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    Hadn't seen this one before. Thought I saw where this was going, but it went in a different direction. Still, barely managed to not spit my coffee out all over my monitor. Rest of my desk, not so lucky.

  • Reply Magido89 August 15, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    I would follow duck Phillips into any re-enacted battle

  • Reply Geovanni Gonzalez August 16, 2019 at 3:59 am

    Hey key and peele my teacher is your make up artist sister

  • Reply makinmimis77 August 16, 2019 at 5:52 am

    These guys are EPIC

  • Reply Paul Weishaar August 16, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Lmfao

  • Reply Micah D August 16, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    Lmao

  • Reply Mariah Lungenyi August 16, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    One doesn’t merely watch one Key&Peele video, it starts and never stops

  • Reply gojokid 24 August 17, 2019 at 12:04 am

    Idiots

  • Reply River Beasley August 17, 2019 at 12:23 am

    This shits gay

  • Reply Patrick Emery August 17, 2019 at 3:07 am

    Good thimg my family fought for the north

  • Reply Jonesy August 17, 2019 at 3:19 am

    Always racial shit from Key and Peele.

  • Reply seadawg93 August 17, 2019 at 4:15 am

    🤣😂🤣

  • Reply Raymond five August 17, 2019 at 6:03 am

    🤣😂😂

  • Reply Anthony X August 17, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Wow! Never seen this one. I couldn't stop laughing!

  • Reply TheKrakenHead August 17, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    He could've just said 'nitwits' to be safe. But racists are dumb so..

  • Reply D H August 18, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    That was fantastic. I didn't expect that last part XD.

  • Reply J A Bristol August 18, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    The war was NOT about slavery – secession was. Secession and the Civil War are two seperate issues. Shortly after Abrham Lincoln was elected, South Carolina seceeded and became the first state in the Confederacy on December 20th, 1860 while the last state to seceed pre-war was Louisiana on Janurary 26th of the following year. Three months later, Lincoln refused to hand over Fort Sumter, which was in Confederate territory. This refusal to withdraw U.S. Troops from a military installation was a clear message from the president that he still considered the fort and the territory it was in as United States ground. The Confederate government viewed this sustained military presence by a "foreign" power (they now saw the U.S as being a seperate country) as an act of military agression by the United States and thus a direct attack on what they believed was a constitutional entitlement to leave the union. In short, the state's belief in their right to secede propelled the first shot at Fort Sumter, thus starting the war on April 12th, 1861. Hence, the Civil War was about states rights. The only thing confederate soldiers were guilty of is having a deep rooted devotion to their states. I know it's difficult for some to understand today, but back then one's own state was more important than the country as a whole. Today most people think of themselves as just Americans, but back then people called themselves Virginians, South/North Carolinians, Marylanders, Pennsylvanians, etc. This is best exemplified when you consider how both armies were structured in the Civil War, regiments and brigades were often composed of soldiers from the same state like the 20th Maine and 1st Virginia. I'ts this pride in one's home which brought these soldiers to fight underneath the Confederate flag and It's absolutely disgraceful that politicians are dragging the names of these heroic men through the mud for the sake of reenforcing their own petty political narratives. The only "lost cause" in existence is trying to talk sense to these brainwashed finatics who have no understanding or respect for American history or even history as a whole! If this band of left-wing cultists think they're actually making a difference in this little fight of theirs to revise history and dement the minds of the American people, then they're even dumber than we knew! These extremists should search "confederate statues poll" on Google! Every single study has concluded that the majority of Americans are not buying their particular brand of trash! Even the leftists at CNN didn't try to hide what their polls found: 57 percent of Americans think the confederate flag is a symbol of southern heritage, only 33 percent think of it as racist! These far left wingers are NOT in the majority, no matter how hard they try to convince themselves and others to the contrary! Despite their best efforts, those men of the south that these statues commemorate will echo throughout time as great tacticians, devoted patriots and fearless leaders long after memory of the left wing figureheads and their false narratives has faded into non-existence. Those who served in the Civil War, on both sides, are great figures of American culture while these social "justice" warriors and politically "correct" (pfft! yeah, right!) extremists are not even foot notes!

  • Reply Ya Brewski August 18, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    I love civil war history. It was a super strategic war fought by both sides. Super smart people. I actually just got back from doing tours at Gettysburg. It was amazing. I cant wait to go back, because I live fairly close. So much to learn about it.

  • Reply Marivic Holden August 19, 2019 at 2:04 am

    Kinda funny, the democrats were the party of the KKK, and now today they are still the most racist, but the media will twist it otherwise.

  • Reply Matt Sharpe August 19, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    There’s always just a bit of truth behind all of their skit

  • Reply Money On My Mind August 19, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Isn't that Mark Moses???!!!

  • Reply ani me August 19, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    The Confederacy was the about states rights*!

    *A states right to own slaves.

  • Reply Meme God August 19, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    These are heavy lol

  • Reply Crimea_River August 19, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    Funny how they immediately start acting like N-words, right when that guy was about to use the N-word.

  • Reply Violet Nattalie August 19, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    1:41

  • Reply God Isgod August 19, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    I died at the glory reference

  • Reply Andrew Furrer August 20, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Calling them nitwits offended them?

  • Reply Jacob Pegram August 20, 2019 at 2:38 am

    This isn't funny

  • Reply Luke August 20, 2019 at 3:31 am

    Yay robbing people! That’s how you discourage slavery

  • Reply Dgaf brapman August 20, 2019 at 4:18 am

    If i was holding a 60 cal musket i wouldnt be worried about a .45

  • Reply ThatCableGuy August 20, 2019 at 4:47 am

    I stopped finding these guys funny after they got super racial

  • Reply Tupax Amaru Makaveli Shakur August 20, 2019 at 5:23 am

    This is what would probably happen if homeless people figured out how to time travel.

  • Reply Nestor Gonzalez August 20, 2019 at 5:27 am

    Lmao

  • Reply Prison Mike August 20, 2019 at 11:24 am

    Last part seems pretty accurate

  • Reply skeurr1 August 20, 2019 at 11:25 am

    didn't understand the end 🙁

  • Reply The Wave Files August 20, 2019 at 11:56 am

    How to destroy all the fun of a cool show with the same theme over again.

  • Reply Hollio Mariano August 20, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    I was thinking of lazy nitpicks for some reason.

  • Reply castricv August 20, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    I love Key & Peele but this is the first one that seems really lazy. Unless they're trying to imply that southern racism gives license to rampant black crime? Then this really doesn't make a whole lot of sense. All the other stuff is so much more thought out especially the ones with a racial angle

  • Reply Andre Mckinney August 20, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    I just have never found any character that the short guy plays funny. He must have already been recognized as a great writer because I have never saw one single skit that I thought he came across as funny or even just having the timing of a good comedy actor. When he does the gay skits he seems to get into character better but it's still never funny

  • Reply Jonathan August 20, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Of course they were gonna steal

  • Reply JakeBor August 21, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    The Civil War was not fought over slavery. Do some research instead of just believing what they tell you in school.

  • Reply SouthernKudzu August 21, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    Not sure if this is stereotyping white reenactors for living in the past or "African Americans" for robbing the white folks.

  • Reply Stefania Igun August 21, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    It would be dope to recreate ww2

  • Reply Daniel Wilsbach August 21, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    They rely pretty heavily on racism in their skits.

  • Reply Christian Soto August 21, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Ok… they were antagonizing the leader…

  • Reply joshberry777 August 21, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    I would laugh, but this may as well be a reenactment of what Liberals do every day. They base things on past events to bully people into getting what they want. Selfish and disgusting.

  • Reply forever young August 21, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    These are heavy🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply R Foster August 22, 2019 at 9:45 am

    Apparently 4.6 thousand racists saw this video.

  • Reply IRONHILLdwarf * August 23, 2019 at 2:07 am

    Key and Peele… Two guys who never heard of Holt fucking Collier.

  • Reply moblacker August 23, 2019 at 5:19 am

    The way the first guy looks down cracks me up

  • Reply Derrick Gooch August 23, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Hahahah

  • Reply Angel August 23, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    Priceless.

  • Reply Levi Jones August 24, 2019 at 12:46 am

    Nigga it’s a word just like cracker🙄

  • Reply KC Familam August 24, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    See also: Dan Crenshaw robbing the media for airtime after someone mentions his missing eye.

  • Reply 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLA 250 August 24, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Rookie mistake

  • Reply J3r!c Ar-chi-val August 24, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    LOL

  • Reply ijan410 August 24, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply bowhuntinps3 August 24, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    The hate on southern history is from fools being brainwashed

  • Reply alliance navy 45 August 25, 2019 at 5:14 am

    They are the one who started it not the commanding officer long live the south

  • Reply SirSly420 August 25, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    That was a self fulfilled profecy if I've ever seen one.

  • Reply James Sims August 26, 2019 at 12:22 am

    Confederate army jackets for CO'S didn't have Epeulettes on their shoulders this shit is offensive to southerners

  • Reply CharlestonChica August 26, 2019 at 1:02 am

    The downvotes are all from secessionist snowflakes.

  • Reply tbirum August 26, 2019 at 1:07 am

    OK but can we at least acknowledge the fact that, Key and Peele by pulling out guns and robbing people are feeding the stereotype of black people robbing white people? Funny ass sketch, but yeah,, hehe black people robbing white people is not something that is helping the whole "black = criminal" stereotype.

  • Reply broku 1984 August 26, 2019 at 1:13 am

    U better be sorry ass fuckers

  • Reply Andrew Huff August 26, 2019 at 5:21 am

    They did a good job of acting like blacks

  • Reply LoveAddict69 August 26, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    Don't get it.

  • Reply ana Fisber August 26, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    They robbed them lmao

  • Reply R. M August 26, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    The amount of propaganda these idiots perpetuate through their "comedy" is off the charts. Much of their material falls directly into thee ypical, leftist/marxist, anti-white propaganda.

  • Reply OhPeaches Peaches August 26, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    The Civil War was when the republicans from the north fought the democrats from the south , to free the slaves from the democrats right?

  • Reply Nate Hill August 27, 2019 at 1:33 am

    That’s awesome – I hope people do that in real life

  • Reply Jiří Dušek August 27, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Its time for hsitory reality check. Even when some black slaves where given freedom some did buy slaves on their own. ANd not just to buy their family members one woman actually sold her husband to plantation work because he was harsh on her. So while white woman was gfighting for right to vote in the north blackwoman was alowwed ot own slaves in the south.

  • Reply Wes Idk August 28, 2019 at 5:09 am

    Bro they were just chllin that's kind of a dick move

  • Reply Blake Thomas August 28, 2019 at 8:33 am

    "these are heavy" love those little one liners

  • Reply wittafa August 29, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Ayoooo‼️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Elita Ali August 29, 2019 at 1:52 am

    Damn, that's an interesting way to rob people 😳

  • Reply Jonathon Harbeck August 29, 2019 at 3:12 am

    Harriet Tubman would be proud

  • Reply Barless August 29, 2019 at 7:00 am

    “Never go full retard”

  • Reply Ramiro Belmares August 29, 2019 at 7:15 am

    Did slaves really smile that much back then?

  • Reply Ad am August 29, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    There’s a buzz in the audio. Good job CC

  • Reply Dea pond August 29, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    i dont get it

  • Reply Bjornarmar August 30, 2019 at 4:10 am

    These. Are. Heavy!

  • Reply Georgius Rama August 30, 2019 at 11:13 am

    Do anybody know what memes does this related to on 2:25

  • Reply son of man August 30, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    BLACK PPL LOVE THIER CHAINS…..THIER FKN VICTIM SHIT IS ALL THEY HAVE TO COVER OVER THIER INABILITY TO ACT CORRECTLY…

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