INTERGALACWHIP – SMOSH LIVE
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INTERGALACWHIP – SMOSH LIVE

August 13, 2019


Ah, yeah… this is, a… cool party, Ian… Oh! Thanks! Nah, I was joking, this party blows. I know… Oh! Do you guys wanna play like a board game or something? I got uhh, Balderdash, or uhh, ooh! How about Yahtzee? Oh! I got an idea! Yeah? How about NOTzee? Did you just say Nazi? Oh… Yeah, dude, I’m Jewish… Yeah… Holy Hell, my party blows… [doorbell] You guys??? No… Oh, what the hell?! Oh, Jesus! [crowd cheering] ARE THOSE ALIENS?!? Greetings, Earthlings! They’re here to probe us! Oh, no… we did not travel 47 million lightyears just to probe you… rather we’ve come to help you get this party [all in sync] turnt up! How? I- I’m all ears. We bring a gift! The known universe’s newest dance craze, [in sync] the IntergalacWHIP. The… Intergalacwhip? Well, you know what? If it helps save my party, go right on ahead. You heard the Earthling! Jizzlepits, hit it! I got dis! [music plays] So, you wanna learn the Intergalacwhip? Galacwhip? [pew, pew!] Galacwhip! So, you wanna learn… the Intergalacwhip? The dance craze sweeping from Mars to Zarachnid. Your party’s a black hole, so flip that waxrim, don’t take no lightyear to get the knack fit. First, you flip around your fists like a nasty boy, now orbit your hips to be a fly humanoid! Do those wormholes, rewind! Forward, rewind! Now, hands on your knees as we creep up behind– [turntable stop] NO! NO! NO. Uhh… I– is there a problem? Yeah… yeah, I’d say so, it just kinda seemed like you were getting us into position to… to probe us… Uh! Wahw! Paranoid much? Dude, what’s with you and probing? Yeah, man, this is just a harmless dance craze from outer space bro! Alright! Yeah you’re right guys, I’m paranoid… Continue! Thank you! Jizzlepits? ‘Lez do ‘is! [music playing] So, you wanna learn the Intergalacwhip? Galacwhip? [pew, pew!] Galacwhip! The twist of your hips and the worm and back! So now we gonna add a couple new moves to dat! Let me see you one time… do the Spacewalk! [music] Let me see you one time… do the Space Rock! [rock music playing] Hands to the stars, now hands to the floor… now stay in that position while we insert the– [turntable stop] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOO!!! What now? [crowd cheering] You were definitely gonna probe us that time… Probe you? That’s ridiculous! Ok… uh… yeah! Uhh, quick what’s another word that rhymes with globe? Uhh… Globe? You were gonna rhyme globe with globe? Oh, so the Drake can do it but the Aliens can’t? Wha– what? So the lyrics were gonna be stay in this position while we insert the globe? Okay, okay! Do you want us to finish teaching you the Intergalacwhip or not? Okay! Alright, fine! But you gotta stay away from our butts, that’s rule number one through infinity. Oh kay! How ’bout another song, then? There’s more than one hit dance craze in the universe! Yes! Yes, another, another song, cool? [all agreeing] Alright! Certainly, certainly! Uhh, uhh, dah, Jizzlepits? Hell yeah! C’mon! Me? Yeah, you, you! [music] Watch me whip, whip, now watch me intergalactic! Now watch me dip, dip! Now watch me into your ass crick! Oh! No! Nohohohoho!!! No!!! That time was just blatant! What did we do? Uhh, you literally said you were gonna enter my ass crack! That’s… that’s one of the things… Alright… Alright… [sad and depressing music that makes you sad starts playing] Yes, it’s true… [the music keeps playing as you start to well with tears] We were sent here on a mission to probe you. But we came 47 million lightyears… We were conducting research that could potentially save more lives than your measly human brains can comprehend. And here we are trying to make it FUN for you guys… AND EVEN THOUGH… WE’RE HERE TO PROBE YOUR RECTUMS. A LITTLE PART OF ME REALLY HOPED THAT, YOUR SPECIES AND OURS COULD BECOME… [all in sync] FRIENDS! [crowd cheering as if they liked Olivia’s voice] [Courtney cracking up] [Anthony is having too much fun…] [crowd cheering very loudly…] Guys? Guys can I say something? Listen… That small one really got to me. ^-^ [crowd laughing] You 4 aliens… You guys can probe me! Wow… Wow, Noah… That’s uhh… That’s quite the offer… Yeah… And to think, I mean… Nobody… Even asked you to do that… [swallow] Yeah, you just… Just stepped forward “Hey, probe me!” No, uhh… no one even asked you to, just willingly… Willingly, to an uncomfortable degree… Ok… can we just save this nitpicking for my butthole? Cuz… I dunno if you guys have been paying attention, but there are ALIENS from OUTER SPACE in this house and now there’s four of them that wanna probe my butthole, so honestly… I love you! This is the coolest thing that has ever happened to me… Uh… I [pfff] Would you rather we go back to the party sucking and instead you two can get probed and I’ll just head home… No! No, no, no, it’s cool, man! Uh, you uhh… Real champ… Dude! Get out there! You do it, man! Super brave of you! So… Just gonna, get to it? Indeed! Jizzlepits? Hands to the globe, Noah! Let’s dance! [Intergalacwhip music] [crowd cheering very loudly…] Hey guys! Thank you so much for watching SMOSH LIVE! And HUGE thanks to 5 Gum for making this whole thing possible! #5TruthorDare

59 Comments

  • Reply Phantom Gaming August 1, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    4:10

  • Reply SOLDIER PLAYZ August 2, 2019 at 6:51 am

    4:59 AND EVEN THOUGH-

  • Reply OwOyou You August 2, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    XD

  • Reply Aldona Gilruth August 2, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    I can’t believe they were going to probe you I know know how to spell it

  • Reply sonny vo August 2, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    2:57 Put it on 0.25x speed lol

  • Reply Holo_ psycho.343 August 2, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Area 51 Who??

  • Reply Bheki Nyathi August 2, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    Area 51

  • Reply Symbionic Musician August 2, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    5:05🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply eliza 123 August 3, 2019 at 1:03 am

    5:06 Shayne went 🍅

  • Reply Serenity Pie August 3, 2019 at 1:07 am

    anthony + ians hair =noahs hair

  • Reply Rhea Schulte August 3, 2019 at 4:50 am

    Oh yep he dose

  • Reply Daniel Gacha August 3, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Looks like the aliens escaped area 51

  • Reply FBI OpenUp August 3, 2019 at 9:28 am

    Imagine if this is what comes out of area 51

  • Reply KaLiyah West-Gore August 3, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Anthony was trying so hard not to laugh

  • Reply Emma O'Grady August 3, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Shayne* calm voice *
    Courtney * calm voice *
    Olivia * " AND EVEN THOUGH "

  • Reply nik pickard August 3, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    THIS IS ALMOST ON THE DAY OF THE AREA 51 RAID

  • Reply Penguin Vloggz! Random Videos and more August 3, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    "How bout Not-Zi?"

  • Reply DoubleHashBrown Gaming August 3, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    i miss Anthony on smosh 🙁 i like his new stuff too though 🙂

  • Reply VhorsG - Growtopia August 3, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    1 Million people : Raids area 51

    Olvia : ANd EveN tHO

    1 Million people : scared screaming runs

  • Reply 🖤_.3._.3._❤ August 4, 2019 at 3:39 am

    😂 Anthony just started laughing when they came in
    It killed me😂😂

  • Reply snoǝƃɹoƃoɯǝp ɹn ᴉɥ August 4, 2019 at 8:13 am

    Oblivia: AnD eVeN dO

  • Reply Laima Olekaite August 4, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    This what is inside of Area 51

  • Reply Samantha Mangold August 4, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Anthony is literally me in theatre trying to perform my scene

  • Reply Isabelle Warren August 4, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Il|-

    It's beautiful 😪

  • Reply Chantal Nwankwo August 5, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Did Olivia say *i love you *

  • Reply Eline Charles August 5, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    Everyone: it’s true we were sent on a mission to probe you

    Olivia: AND EVEN THOUGH WERE HERE TO PROBE YOUR RECTUMS A SMALL PART OF ME HOPES THAT YOUR SPEICIES AND OURS CAN BECOME FRIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNDDSSSS

    *As Shayne holds back that fart

  • Reply Toxic Viper August 6, 2019 at 5:03 am

    2:35 LE DO DESS

  • Reply Lyric God August 7, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Watching this in 2019 I miss Anthony ☹️

  • Reply Matt Lion August 7, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    This one was the funnies out of them all

  • Reply SHANKY Boy August 8, 2019 at 12:03 am

    4:09

  • Reply Jakethe God771 August 8, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Courtney at 5:23 was weird af

  • Reply Kya Lazz August 8, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Literally everyone broke character this is honestly one of my favorite live shows they’ve ever had 😂

  • Reply Pen Pinapple Apple Pen August 8, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    This is my 7th time watching and I still laugh…

  • Reply john tourere August 8, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    4:15 900000000000000000:500000000000000000000000000

  • Reply john tourere August 8, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    1000:54

  • Reply The legendary Channel August 9, 2019 at 12:56 am

    Who else danced along?! 😂

  • Reply The legendary Channel August 9, 2019 at 1:00 am

    5:55, his laugh is hilarious

  • Reply LG The Great August 9, 2019 at 4:16 am

    Hik

  • Reply CeCe Bandy August 9, 2019 at 5:50 am

    Olivia is the funniest one in this 😂 by far

  • Reply Collin Brill August 9, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Is there a problem yes this is lame

  • Reply kill your fish Sir August 9, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    Me and the boys when we get caught sorn in area 51

  • Reply XXMykle garcia August 9, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    4:16 Enter your ass crick

  • Reply DeValois August 9, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    I burst out laughing at 5:53 when Anthony accidentally laughed

  • Reply owen murphy August 9, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    I love Anthony internally dying of laughter at the beginning the entire video

  • Reply DeLo Jamie August 10, 2019 at 9:33 am

    Keith’s little creep up makes me laugh so much 💀

  • Reply Sam K August 10, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    What?

  • Reply JB Wilson August 10, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    How were they not laughing their ass off the whole time

  • Reply Ellie love lily August 10, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Nice yea funny shanye and Olivia and courtnety

  • Reply Mayar Murtadha August 10, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Courtney alien
    Olivia alien
    Shane alien
    Kief alien who’s the black alien that has a radio.

  • Reply Suak YT August 10, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    4:14 who noticed before the camera cuts out Shane, he’s dabbing

  • Reply Carter Fruge August 11, 2019 at 2:49 am

    Dip dip ass crick

  • Reply Grace August 11, 2019 at 4:45 am

    did no one else notice how shanes shoulder muscles dont fit the neck piece

  • Reply Dominique T August 11, 2019 at 7:50 am

    Shayne desperately trying not to laugh gives me life

  • Reply Darko Kulbacki August 11, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Area 51 meme 😂😂😂

  • Reply Hot Dog HeadQuarters August 12, 2019 at 3:33 am

    I'm starting to think they escaped area 51

  • Reply Soulmatekuse August 12, 2019 at 7:06 am

    This is after Area 51 break 20th September

  • Reply Musical Maniac August 12, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    i love highschool musical

  • Reply _xo.junggukkie. xo_ August 12, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    Anthony and shane losing it is honestly the best part of the video 😂😂

  • Reply Justin Bou August 13, 2019 at 12:43 am

    Anthony I smiling while saying they are here to probe us 0:52

  • Reply Ireland Quinn August 13, 2019 at 4:26 am

    Olivia: I LOVE YOU
    me: oh god.

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