Ghost Fighting Corporation | Pilot
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Ghost Fighting Corporation | Pilot

August 10, 2019


Jack: It’s like having a dog Dean: Jack D: This wasn’t me. J: Yeah, that’s the third time you’ve said that. J: But you’re the only other one here. So who else would it had been? D: Oh, I don’t know about that. J: You know I do let you live here rent-free. J: I don’t wanna have a go but you owe me about… D: I know! D: I know.. J: I’m just saying. And I know you’ll get it to me. But.. J: It’s been like two months since you lost your job. J: Have you even been looking for another one? What did you do today? D:Well, I checked the newspaper looking for jobs and then, then I did a Seppuku. J: A Seppuku? D: Yeah, you know there are lil’ puzzles in the newspapers. J: That’s a Sudoku. D: What did I say? J: Seppuku J: Which is a form of Japanese ritual suicide. D: Oh J: The Samurai do it D: Right J: They do it to die with honor, rather than falling into the hands of their enemies. J: You did a puzzle. D: Well it was a hard puzzle. J: Could offer to help, by the way. D: I think I know what did this. D: But I’m gonna sound mental. D: I think it’s a ghost. J: Yeah, I think you’re right. J: Umm, that is mental. J: It’s not what you think. I just missed the shelf. J: So.. J: We’re on a hill. J: Okay… J: Strong, are ya? J: Yeah, yeah.. That’s weird! Ghost! Lovely ghost! Ghost in the house. J: Yeah, I admit it. I’m freaked out a little bit now. J: It’s exactly what I needed some supernatural behavior after a long day of admin. D: I think that in situations like this, there’s only one thing to do. J: We need to talk to a professional. D: I mean, I was gonna burn down the house and claim on the insurance but let’s give yours ago. ?: This room has become cold. ?: I can hear a frail voice but I can’t make out the words. ?: Sounds angry. Boy: FUCK YOU!!! Mom: Billy! Dad: What is this?! ?: Your son is possessed. Girl: COOL! Mom: Don’t film your bother when he’s like this. ?: This demon is strong. ?: I’m afraid it’s gonna cost extra. Dad: I’ll pay it! ?: Good job, kid. Billy: Always wanted to do it. I also wanted 20 pounds. Billy: Why do you do this? ?: Because it’s a job that your family is stupid enough to pay for. Billy: Cool. So pay up. ?: I just did. Billy: But you got paid extra for I’d done. I could go back inside and tell my dad on you. ?: Okay ?: Let me see if I get this straight ?: Your plan is to go inside and tell mummy and daddy that you swore in front of them and you weren’t possessed? ?: Good luck with that. Billy: Damn it! ?: Hello? J&D[on the phone]: Hello! Hi, I’m not sure if we’ve got the right number but I was wondering if.. ?: Are you having a problem with the supernatural? D[on the phone]: Umm,are we? J[on the phone]: Yes, we are, yeah. ?: You’ve got the right number. Meet me tomorrow at midday. By the way my name is Lucy. J&D[on the phone]: Okay, where would you like us to.. Lucy: Hello D[on the phone]: Yes, I’m not a mind-reader. Where’d do you want us to meet you? J[on the phone]: Dean… Do you wanna just come to our house? L: No, no. L: We need to meet first. J&D[on the phone]:Why? L: Because I need to check you are not crazy. L: Oh, I believe in ghosts come to my house. No. J&D[on the phone]: Fair enough. D: What did the text say? J: It said meet by the canal. D: Are you Lucy? Random Person: What?! I’m a man. J: Well you never know these days, mate D: Yeah it’s 2015. D: It’s pretty lucky we found you, actually.Umm… D: We googled “help us get rid of a ghost, please” and they brought us to you. L: You put “please” into google? J: Yeah, well we’re.. J: We’re polite like that so.. D: I mean have you ever thought about like changing the branding? Giving it a different name or a name? D: Like “Spirit Stopper” D: “Lucy, Spirit Stopper” L: Just a shit way of saying ghostbuster, which isn’t what I do. J: Okay, so how does this sort of thing usually work? L: Well, I will come and examine the area. L: I see you two live together. J: Yeah, we live together but we’re not together. J: I’m single, so.. L: Sure? L: I’ll identify the supernatural source if there is one and we’ll go from there. J: See what happens, no pressure. Nice.. D: Did you, uh, did you say supernatural sauce? // L: Yeah.. D: I like it. Sounds tasty. L: You two don’t see a lot of other people, do you? L: You alright? Drinking enough water? D: Yeah I’m drinking water. J: I stay hydrated. ??: She isn’t who she says she is. D: Are you talking to me? ??: Yes, my name is Detective Sudoku. Detective Sudoku: I need your help. [Mummers] [Mummering continues] Detective Sudoku: Don’t follow me. D: Yeah but I need to get this tube. Detective Sudoku: Get the next one. D: It’s in like ten minutes. Detective Sudoku: Fine. Get on. D: So where you off to? Detective Sudoku: Not telling you. D: Fair enough. L: Right, so everything in this room was knocked over. L: Everything except this vase? D: So it’s in the vase? L: Mm-Hmm D: Give it a rub. J: It’s not a genie. Genie How’d you know you do Bicker like an Old Married Couple i told you before We’re Not a couple i’m single so why’d you Keep Saying that it’s Better than Saying I’m Alone Which I’ve Said now Where did You Buy This I didn’t Buy it was a when I moved in I’ve Thought of Another Name Demon Destroyer No Cuz I’m Just Thinking Surely you need a name a logo A Hotline You Know if You’re A legitimate Business Which you are Obviously Polar heist that that’s good Name isn’t it that is A good Name Never like that valles ruins the fung Shui of the whole room Estate Agents that I can’t move it Though Didn’t I literally can’t Move it but you know that Makes sense Now Spirits Sometimes Inhabit inanimate Objects Like This the Change in Mass is Actually Pretty cool What do you think of lucy Think She’s great at my Ass go after This I mean hold off on the Wedding bells Though because, one I don’t think she likes you too She’s A con artist What I just don’t think You’ve Got Any Natural Chemistry no how, do you know that She’s A con artist Right okay after the first Time I met Lucy A detective told me that Inside of our House before With some sort of Fake Exorcism on A to be Confirmed real Ghost that’s inside of Avars that I think She’s trying to steal I don’t know But I’m Wearing A wire Another Detective Can Hear Every Single Word that we’re Saying? You’ve Gone To some lengths this Time dean Can you believe this wire it’s like One of The eight Chester’s I have you’re Just Worried that If I start Hanging out with Lucy Then? We’re not going to Spend as much Time Together I worry about a lot of Things The Environment So this Detective is Listening to everything the way of Saying right now yeah You’re a Dickhead You can’t do that Jack you Can’t Call a policeman a Dickhead that’s against the law and Now I’M an Accomplice Thanks A lot Lucy What happened I Think you Should i’m the new Fella Me but I can’t be Sure I tell you it’s that Boss trying to Kill People now that’s a step up are you Mental What are These for were you gonna Chisel the ghost out of the vault Lose my neck is Still Trapped underneath a, chandelier okay, yeah I’m Calling them Bad lights Know what’s Going on Please on the Fraud Shit I take Advantage of Stupid People who believe in the Supernatural? No, offense What Did I tell ya She’s A con, artist did You get all that Are you wearing a wire why Is this Early Two-Thousands Cop Show? That wasn’t me You are such a prick That Chandelier Is Coming out Perfect Can you do Anything else over to make A bit of A mess of your height man Jack So There is Something in the Voice Well Just leave when you get out of it there’s the door Who Can Close it all go better at the end of A long, day all they Want to do Is come home with Calm and empty House I mean you Can stay but Just get Job Are you Losing I like you but Just don’t lie to people i mean I didn’t know ghosts were real until Just now What are you Planning? Shoot Me it doesn’t even Hurt, okay yeah that one Hurt Quite A bit but the Point Still stands and I’ll tell you something When i didn’t believe in Ghosts I imagined them to be Scarier in you and by the way this farce is Bloody ugly Bullshit it Commits Seppuku your Name Eva Lucy Yeah Didn’t sing off our Head yeah you’re not very Good at this Nope Sorry, about the Trying to rob you thing , don’t say it too Loudly because you know you got the Well i mean the Paramedics I’m Just Saying it’s the same light Same Number Change The tone When i walk over Jeez No Handcuffs Then Don’t know when it happened but it’s broken so yeah You get Off Scot-Free By the Way love that last line Jack Does his big Ol speech and then you swoop in and Take a look at Glory Boom Love it now Just got some encouragement from the hike man wow. What Can i Say You’re Taking the piss All Right fine stop Twisting my arm we’re in We’ll join the Team What Are you sure what about don’t Worry about Logistics Admin We’ll figure that out Yeah and once we join forces I have three conditions I want a name I want a logo and our hotline Quiet nice here isn’t it i might sleep here tonight You could never sleep in here why not we could get the desk join me No Hey Check out the New T-Shirts Lucy do not Think it looks like, we’re Working for A chicken Place

100 Comments

  • Reply Flamed Potato June 9, 2018 at 3:57 am

    Just make a continuation of this and then it would make the PERFECT action movie!

  • Reply Dont be June 9, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    we have just watched a vase fall on the ground dramatically :l

    wow ;^;

  • Reply Beginning June 11, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    I would buy a DVD boxset of this series.

    Oh wait, there's only one episode.

    Please make more. I beg of you.

  • Reply bland98 June 11, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    I want more

  • Reply Secretly Ethan Robinson June 16, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    why'd they never do anything with this I loved it

  • Reply Grizzled June 23, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    That kid (3:37) Looks just like CrabStickz

  • Reply amie dobby June 25, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    It’s like having a dog

  • Reply Atticus Seveney June 26, 2018 at 6:56 am

    Look jack and dean of all Trades is good and all but come on this in so much better make more it's 3 years late boys get to it

  • Reply Joshua Hamer July 1, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    guess this isn't gonna have a part 2

  • Reply it's me The_Dapper_Panda July 2, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    I WANT MORE GIMME GIMME (just kidding take your time😉) GGIIMMMMMMEEEE

  • Reply Veer Mudambi July 6, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    I feel sad this never got off the ground. Or at least that they haven’t done anything more with it. I’d totally watch this.

  • Reply Hannah M July 10, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I know it's been a few years since you made this pilot but you should really come back to this idea! I would absolutley watch this show (and fund it on kickstarter) and I'm sure many other people would too.

  • Reply Ktfinns t July 15, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    I honestly like being single

  • Reply Praise the sun July 22, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    By the way guys, if you don’t believe in ghosts, your wrong

  • Reply Zach Moloney July 23, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    i don't get the gfc thing

  • Reply ThisIs ThatGuy July 26, 2018 at 11:53 pm

    GG men bloody GG

  • Reply True Happens August 13, 2018 at 12:17 am

    FUCK YOU

  • Reply Major Melon August 13, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    Thought there was a hole in her leg (13:29) lol

  • Reply Caffeine Roulette August 16, 2018 at 8:06 am

    Make the series already!

  • Reply lil mozzi ツ August 17, 2018 at 8:27 pm

    Wow this was amazing

  • Reply Didactic August 21, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    I love this channel 😂

  • Reply Didactic August 21, 2018 at 8:45 pm

    What about apparition apprehender

  • Reply Marissa Turner August 28, 2018 at 4:55 am

    THIS WAS AMAZING! I LOVE IT!! Where are the other episodes? Please tell me that there are more.. You can't leave me hanging!! Please!

  • Reply Steam Queen August 29, 2018 at 2:33 am

    Based on the name I thought this was gonna be like some underground ghost fighting ring

  • Reply LordMcSwagTache - sh*tposts August 30, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Whatever happened to this

  • Reply salmon 77 September 3, 2018 at 10:24 am

    well, this scared the LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME

    get it 'living' shit 😛

  • Reply Doctor invisible September 10, 2018 at 12:38 am

    They should call a priest or get holy water to burn demons and put salt around the house cause sault is a wall that evil spirits can't get through.

  • Reply Ye Ey September 10, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    When I saw the gfc at the end I thought of goat fucking corporation. I… I don't… brain what the fuck

  • Reply Atimoca September 15, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    Reck everything in the house

    Move very very far away.

  • Reply Soop Plaza September 20, 2018 at 1:22 am

    This should’ve became a show

  • Reply Tony P September 25, 2018 at 3:59 am

    The only appropriate use of the Blue Danube.

  • Reply Mariaaa September 28, 2018 at 10:50 am

    I just took a massive dump

  • Reply NoScopeDeezCups October 1, 2018 at 3:38 am

    It commited oof.

  • Reply Rin Doherty October 1, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    How did you get all the stuff for this?

  • Reply LIyre October 4, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    “Holy shit it committed seppuku”
    It’s 2 in the morning and I started laughing when Dean said that

  • Reply Jam Ster October 4, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    GFC GAY FRIED CHICKEN

  • Reply Krispy Plays October 8, 2018 at 12:14 am

    Was there ever another episode?

  • Reply Eli O October 9, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    How can I find episode 2??

  • Reply Ted Hanlon October 20, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    Was that Doc Brown?

  • Reply Jenn Powell October 24, 2018 at 1:36 am

    I soooo wish there was more of this

  • Reply PûrpłêWøłfPûp_ 28 October 24, 2018 at 9:26 am

    HELL YEAH MAH NAMES LUCY

  • Reply Slimeustas October 26, 2018 at 10:57 am

    They bullied a ghost into commiting suicide…NETFLIX WHEN?!

  • Reply Catman November 5, 2018 at 1:29 am

    Did this become a series?

  • Reply llI DXATH Ill November 8, 2018 at 6:55 am

    I need more of this

  • Reply George Lodge November 8, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    Sew I idle vase

  • Reply George Lodge November 8, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    Sewicidle

  • Reply George Lodge November 8, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Gfc
    KFC

  • Reply Alexander Franck November 9, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    Is this a parody of the malevolent

  • Reply Lelo November 15, 2018 at 4:59 am

    this had so much fucking potential

  • Reply Studpid Guy November 16, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    This is actually pretty cool
    and funny this should be a TV show

  • Reply James LunarNe November 16, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    is that the guy from four o clock club?

  • Reply Mr Geese November 17, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    GFC stands for German Fried Chicken

  • Reply Sir Duck Art November 20, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    This is so funny! This is pilot right? So can you make more of people like it. Which we do!

  • Reply Peter O'Donnell November 21, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Holy shit Doc Brown! Noiiice

  • Reply Rhianna Rajput November 22, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    Episode 2?

  • Reply Aplex November 23, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    This was great. If you ever have time or are in the mood for, you should make a part 2 or a series.

  • Reply Joshua Marshall November 24, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    Why is this not a thing yet?!?!?!

  • Reply Will Crypher November 25, 2018 at 4:22 am

    but when will we get the next episode

  • Reply Hazypan ! December 2, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    3 years and still not another one

  • Reply mattymo56 December 4, 2018 at 12:40 am

    should have said it commit sudoku

  • Reply Sacha Vlogs December 4, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    Oh my god I literally got a kfc ad before this video I'm dying.

  • Reply MaRu WaPo December 5, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    Is there another one

  • Reply JamesAndGames December 7, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    so sad this didnt go anywhere

  • Reply Stick war legacy Fan December 9, 2018 at 1:10 am

    Vase drop

  • Reply Wyatt Fish December 10, 2018 at 3:16 am

    3 years later and we’re still waiting on part two. I freaking adore this sketch guys, you’re the greatest, and Jack you really do have a crazy natural talent for this stuff

  • Reply Olivia Nesta December 11, 2018 at 6:30 am

    It says pilot and ends on a cliffhanger which tells us there will be more and it's gonna be a series but when?? It would be such a great series

  • Reply spoonfedtwice 91 December 30, 2018 at 12:34 am

    shame this didn't get picked up

  • Reply Magik Gaming and other stuff December 31, 2018 at 7:08 am

    Plz make series!

  • Reply Ole Pelser January 7, 2019 at 9:03 am

    THE PUNCH LINE LMFAOOO

  • Reply Americanfutureguy 7 January 26, 2019 at 10:11 am

    6:12 me: Morpheus? Is that you? DID YOU ESCAPE THE MATRIX?!

  • Reply L B February 3, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    That was amazing

  • Reply ghost killer69 the red death February 19, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Are you guys gay?

  • Reply cabb kee February 22, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    More more!

  • Reply skeletal gamer February 22, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    When is the next episode, this is just the pilot

  • Reply JJ_Lit_Lad April 4, 2019 at 9:21 am

    780,100th viewer

  • Reply Akira767 April 21, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    checks date

    gets sad

  • Reply Joshua Larson April 22, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    OH DAYUM!

  • Reply Matheus Tran April 25, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Part 2?

  • Reply Starsyko April 27, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    It's such a shame this never went anywhere, it looked like it could be amazing

  • Reply SajidA829 April 28, 2019 at 9:43 am

    Hey, look, it’s Doc Brown.

  • Reply The RedPanda April 30, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    GOOD FUCKING CHICKEN

  • Reply George Parker May 1, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    I want more

  • Reply Diamond Production May 29, 2019 at 12:32 am

    Do you guys live in Pittsburgh

  • Reply Anupa Bisarya May 30, 2019 at 6:02 am

    Jack and Dean and Supernatural……IM SORRY ITS TOO MUCH

  • Reply Mijuna Blue June 1, 2019 at 9:08 am

    0:54 the lip thing
    THE LIP THING
    am dead

  • Reply Lee Ham June 1, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Jack is a horny bastard

  • Reply Lee Ham June 1, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Gfc could be a series of ghost busters but the police have suspicions against the company

  • Reply I am trash help June 7, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    I just thought I'd look back at the skits from 2015 and, when I saw this before, I didn't move house yet and there's a place in my town that I moved to called GFC and I just laughed so much 😂😂

  • Reply Kimberley W June 16, 2019 at 11:28 am

    This is comedy gold!

  • Reply Nickaiya June 17, 2019 at 4:52 am

    If this is the “pilot” then where is the rest of the episodes? Did Jack and Dean forget about this series?

  • Reply Fritz_not_fitz June 18, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    so good keep it up

  • Reply Justpim19 June 19, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    this should be a full show.

  • Reply Quafflez June 19, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    I love throwing it back to your old comedy sketches, you two are really something special that I hope to see for years more to come!

  • Reply loppol11 June 24, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    i'm single, so… awkward laugh

  • Reply JetInAJar June 28, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Moral of the story:

    Don’t let suicidal vases mess with you.

  • Reply Brooke Gallup July 4, 2019 at 9:23 am

    I need a sequel.

  • Reply Bam Bam July 4, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Why do you have your washing and drying machines in your kitchen?!?!?!?

  • Reply yotubeyotube11 gaming July 24, 2019 at 5:51 am

    (ಥ﹏ಥ)(ಥ﹏ಥ)

  • Reply furiousflame982 August 3, 2019 at 8:42 am

    This is a different way of saying "i dont like that vase lets break it"

  • Reply TerribleTonyShow August 4, 2019 at 1:05 am

    FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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